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    Rack911 - Hiring PHP & MySQL Ninja for contract work

    First off, I have a few requests:

    1.) No companies - Individuals only
    2.) No private messages
    3.) No posting - Email only


    What I am looking for is someone with a specific skill set to work as contract labor.

    You must be extremely experienced with debugging php code and mysql queries. If you can't keep up with me, you will not be chosen. I am looking for someone who knows more then me. I am a system administrator, not a coder, so if you can't beat me at your own game then don't apply.

    You must be able to optimize some of the worst mysql queries you have ever seen in your life. We run into customers with code so bad you want to cry. Sometimes we have queries that search a million rows that take 30+ seconds to complete, and it has to be cut down to under a second.

    Sometimes php code has loops that need to be resolved.

    You must be experienced with xdebug and the profiling feature.

    You must be experienced with memcache, and implementing it into existing sites.

    You must not be a person who has a history of arguing with a system admin, I see more code then the average programmer sees, I know what I like and I know what I don't like. If your not willing to work to my standards the don't apply.

    If you are interested email jobs@rack911.com

    Include your resume, some projects, some code, some info about you, and a joke. The joke is important, no joke no job.

    Goodnight!
    Last edited by Steven; 05-13-2010 at 02:35 AM.
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