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    * An Awesome Product you might not know about.

    http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-.../dp/B000IZGIA8

    This is an awesome new product that you might not know about. Just read the reviews on it, amazing! I can't wait for the Sham-Wow guy to do an infomercial on this one!!

    Seriously, just read those reviews, I'm ordering one for each car!
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    When you die from not paying attention to the road...I will be sad!

    R.I.P if you get one of those...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay - Limestone View Post
    When you die from not paying attention to the road...I will be sad!

    R.I.P if you get one of those...
    Well my one car doesn't have a cup holder, so this will give me someplace to sit my beer when I'm paying for my Big Mac in the drive-thru!
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    You have to read the comments/reviews to get the full awesomeness of this product.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bear View Post
    You have to read the comments/reviews to get the full awesomeness of this product.
    agreed ... the comments truly make the product.
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    It is the absolutely perfect location to crush your rib cage and heart if (or rather when) you get in an accident. Just the type of injury to let you live long enough to wonder, was this really worth it.

    But wait! If I act now I get the additional power extension cord to wrap around my neck. SOLD!
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    Without reviews this thing would be worthless.. Now I can make laugh when remember it
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    Not as good as the 3 Wolf Moon t-shirt but still funny.

    EDIT: In all seriousness, that looks like something I could actually use though. I have a class every Saturday morning and I just go to school right from work so I usually have about an hour before somebody gets there to unlock the doors so this would be perfect for my netbook at that time since they leave the wireless on and Hulu rocks!
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    hmm....I think these crappy products are a waste of time.

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    It's only a waste of time for people who don't have a use for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWeb2 View Post
    It's only a waste of time for people who don't have a use for them.
    hmm....well I have a small laptop with a 10x6 screen built into the centre of my dashboard console (only the screen is visible) which is fully voice recognition automated (bluetooth) but has a mini keyboard in the centre of the steering wheel (blackberry sized) too (if I need to stop in the lay by), so no need for a lunch tray.

    I just say : fetch mail....and it automatically opens the mail program which I can either read from the screen or the laptop speaks them to me.



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    lol...what a great way to start my day...very funny
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    what the hell is this ? http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-me...e=UTF8&index=0 ? that image does not fit the product hahah .

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamramadhan View Post
    what the hell is this ? http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-me...e=UTF8&index=0 ? that image does not fit the product hahah .
    Oh I disagree, I say that image fits the product 100%

    Think about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay - Limestone View Post
    When you die from not paying attention to the road...I will be sad!

    R.I.P if you get one of those...
    lol yeah

    I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next.
    This has been a total lifesaver. It allows me to prop my sheet music against the wheel, allowing me to play the guitar with both hands while driving.
    I don't want to be near any of those people...
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    This made me laugh:
    Our independent product testing organization is happy to report our product testing results for the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. Based on testing with 100 test subjects, our results showed that 25 test subjects survived the test and of those 25, 10 percent are expected to make a nearly full recovery as measured in cognitive ability and motor skills (no pun intended). An additional 80 percent are expected to make at least a partial cognitive and motor skills recovery. The remaining 10 percent will remain immobile and brain dead and are thus unable to report on their quality of life (post-test). Our results do not include data for peripheral test events, such as additional automobile damage, non-testing driver damage and death, passenger injury and death, pedestrian damage and death, puppy dog on a walk damage (no deaths), bus stop shelter damage, storefront glass damage, signage bendage or breakage, or tree damage. We deliberately excluded these data as those users were not directly using the tested product, and thus the data are not valid. However, the puppy dog (Bagley the Beagle) did use the test product once it crashed through the bus stop shelter glass and landed on the grass near the sidewalk next to the tester's body and laptop.

    We expect to commence Phase II of our testing with crash test dummies and expect even better performance and survival rates. )
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    Wait, this one is the best:
    I can't believe people are so oblivious to the hazards of using one of these! I was playing Need for Speed: Shift on my laptop when I hit a pothole with my Toyota Yaris. This made me hit the wrong key and I totalled my Aston Martin DB9. Don't drive while playing games, people! It'll really screw up your game.

    Needless to say, I was so pissed I ran the Yaris into a tree. The airbag slammed the desk right into my chest and now I've got the laptop battery stuck between my ribs. I am so mad, I had to fire off this review before I let the paramedics pry me out of the car.
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    awesome! I should get 2 of these, just incase one breaks in an accident.
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    Wow! Convenient but also dangerous.. hmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bear View Post
    You have to read the comments/reviews to get the full awesomeness of this product.
    And this is a real product? Or is Amazon joking? lol

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    Thumbs down

    well really, I dont think so its as good as the reviews.... and its very true that things like these may become a reason for a v bad accident...
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    Haha wow some folks sure have a lack of a sense of humor or fun

    The product is real, I can see many real uses for it, for example, when I'm at the race track or wherever, and want to eat a bit, throw this on my truck's steering wheel and eat. While a university student is between classes, throw the laptop on this while you get ready for your next class, etc etc.

    Using it WHILE driving is implied to be "a bad idea" simple common sense dictates you don't do that, but the funny is how people are having a joke by posting reviews that are funny and sarcastic.

    Remind me not to invite some of you people to a comedy club, I can see it now "there's no way that man's mother is THAT fat".
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    why waste money buying one off amazon?

    no doubt your mother will have an old dinner tray somewhere.

    2 minutes with a saw, use a bit of imagination and voila....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    why waste money buying one off amazon?

    no doubt your mother will have an old dinner tray somewhere.

    2 minutes with a saw, use a bit of imagination and voila....

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    Your mom serves dinner on a LSU Tigers tray?

    I thought most people used those to De-seed marijuana.
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    I got a good laugh out of that, thanks for sharing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Webdude View Post
    a classic.

    i nearly pissed myself.

    the reviews it gets are hilarious...
    At first, I loved my steering wheel desk. I didn't use it for a computer, instead, my sweet little Bitsy would jump up on it while I drove. Sometimes she would stand on it and look out the windshiled and pretend she was driving. A couple of weeks ago I was driving with the window down and she was sitting on the desk when a car in front of me slammed on the breaks. I was forced to jerk the steering wheel to the right. Unfortunately my Bitsy was launched out the window and into oncoming traffic. She was run over by a logging truck. I wouldn't recommend buying this is you have a dog you travel with often.

    Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


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    For safety reasons, never use this product while driving.
    I love the disclaimer on their web site. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick67 View Post
    Your mom serves dinner on a LSU Tigers tray?

    I thought most people used those to De-seed marijuana.
    You have to de-seed your marijuana? Quit buying shwag.
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    I've always been curious as to how fast a car airbag could propel a laptop into my face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by netfreak View Post
    I've always been curious as to how fast a car airbag could propel a laptop into my face.
    Scary thought.

    I wonder if this blocks the airbag deployment without intending to, as well? :-/

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    Quote Originally Posted by ayksolutions View Post
    You have to de-seed your marijuana? Quit buying shwag.
    LOL havent smoked it since High School over 20 years ago. It all had seeds back then. And I used a double album cover, another thing of the past.
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