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10-19-2009, 11:28 PM #1Grand Nagus
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Chuck Norris jokes
Post your favorite Chuck Norris jokes
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10-19-2009, 11:43 PM #2Temporarily Suspended
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Chuck Norris actually died years ago. The grim reaper is just too scared to tell him.
hahaha
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10-19-2009, 11:52 PM #3Grand Nagus
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I just found an awesome Chuck Norris jokes thread on a biking forum, of all places.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check.
If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.What's your budget?
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10-20-2009, 12:32 AM #4WHT Addict
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When Chuck Norris sells Unlimited WebHosting, he's not being deceptive.
Chuck Norris can host the entire internet on a Pentium II with 32MB of RAM and a broken NIC card.
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10-20-2009, 12:46 AM #5CEO & Leading Designer
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10-20-2009, 02:20 AM #6DigitalPunchCardMaker
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for secure PHP programming, always start your PHP code with the following line:
PHP Code:require_once("Chuck.Norris");
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10-20-2009, 05:15 AM #7A#* Duke Of New York
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10-20-2009, 10:46 AM #8Out there beyond the Wall.
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Don't forget to check the facts.. Just the facts Maam.
http://chucknorrisfacts.com/My IP >> 127.0.0.1 Hack Away!!
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10-20-2009, 11:01 AM #9Junior Guru Wannabe
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Chuck even uses them in articles he writes now <g>. Dude is awesome.
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Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Chuck Norris once played rock-paper-scissors in front of a mirror... He won. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s grandfather.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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10-20-2009, 11:43 AM #10Web Hosting Master
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Chuck Norris thinks asphalt is a butt disease..... stupid redneck.
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10-20-2009, 11:46 AM #11CEO & Leading Designer
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10-20-2009, 11:57 AM #12Out there beyond the Wall.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg....
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10-20-2009, 12:00 PM #13Web Hosting Master
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I wanna see Chuck and Kimbo go at it
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10-20-2009, 03:56 PM #14Web Hosting Master
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Chuck Norris uses a night light when he goes to bed, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark's afraid of him
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10-20-2009, 04:12 PM #15Newbie
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
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10-20-2009, 05:20 PM #16Web Hosting Master
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Chuck norris can slam revolving doors.
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10-20-2009, 05:24 PM #17noobie
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10-20-2009, 07:18 PM #18Actively learning French
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Thanks guys. you made my day!!! I cant stop laughing!!! karkakakaka
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10-20-2009, 08:25 PM #19Web Hosting Master
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Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris swam through land.
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10-20-2009, 10:56 PM #20Grand Nagus
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Awesome Chuck Norris jokes, please keep 'em coming
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10-20-2009, 11:05 PM #21Web Hosting Master
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10-20-2009, 11:24 PM #22Web Hosting Master
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10-21-2009, 08:54 AM #23Web Hosting Master
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A statement. Note the word "supposedly" - i.e. no one can measure Chuck as he is beyond our dimention. And those who tried to measure him ended their lives sidekicked.
By the way, the world began from Chuck. At the begining, there was Chuck Norris.
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10-25-2009, 04:10 AM #24Web Hosting Master
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Goto Google
Type find chuck norris in the search bar and press I'm Feeling LuckyI come from the land downunder
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