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    Funny.. inspiring one liner quotes!

    Here are the ones that I love:

    • Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every month.
    • The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
    • A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
    • Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
    • Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;
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    LOL @ the sexy unix commands.
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    should add /bin/bash to that list
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    Quote Originally Posted by john2k View Post
    LOL @ the sexy unix commands.
    Haha Now each time I use those commands I feel dirty.
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    Yo! Realvaluhostin', I’m real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but "we are what we love" was one of the best quotes of all time!!

    I had to say it
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkeden View Post
    Haha Now each time I use those commands I feel dirty.
    I will never look at touch or strip the same way again.

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    I never write shebang down and becuase I start laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whrss View Post
    100% 'uptime' is not good too... LOL
    Beyond 4 hours, and we need to be contacting our (server?) doctor, eh?

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    Here are a few more:

    - Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

    - Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.

    - A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

    - Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

    - I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

    - Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.



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    - MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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    Very funny quotes lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by realvaluehosting View Post
    Here are a few more:

    - Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

    - Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.

    - A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

    - Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

    - I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

    - Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.



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    - MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    I hate to say it, but the first one is definitely true. :-p

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    I forwarded to my hosting buddies and they laughed alot...
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