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    Funniest Host EVER!

    Hello All.

    Today i was searching for some "crap hosts" on google just for entertainment and found a host www.nouptime.com
    Visit them and checkout all their pages.
    I'm sure you will laugh hardly

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    LOL, what are these guys upto

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    Heh, this site keeps popping up . I've seen it mentioned several times.
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    Jacob Huttler writes:

    No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!
    hahaha nice.

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    Its a worst host vote/joke site
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    I wonder if HostPolice uses their reseller plan?
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    Omg

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    Haha good clean fun
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    Looks like the site has been updated since the last time I visited it.
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    This can't be serious...too funny!
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    We'll Never Go Down On You.. (Unless You Pay Us)
    hmmm.....where have I heard that before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UH-Bobby View Post
    Heh, this site keeps popping up . I've seen it mentioned several times.
    Exactly. This site appears in WHT regularly. Any way appreciate the humour sense of the creators behind that site.

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    Really funny, If I could of I would purchase the smallest plan they got and test it out! LOL

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    Have seen this quite a few times already, but always read again for laughs.
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    What if I need more than just 1 identity theft with my plan? My current site is running 2
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    There used to be a other site like that with a theme for thugs was quiet funny, cant remember the url now.

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    Someone has a good sense of humor.
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    I like these jokes sites, seen this one before though. Will read again for a laugh.

    Haha, I like thier support tech form.
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    This was the original hosting joke site: http://web.archive.org/web/200702220...inghostit.com/

    sadly it is no more

    Edit: forgot there were word filters. but you should be able to figure out the url
    Last edited by randombit; 09-29-2009 at 05:00 PM. Reason: word folder

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    Funny. Even funnier was the banner ad for Host Gator at the bottom of the page. Not sure they'd appreciate the humour in these ultra-competitve times...

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    Quote Originally Posted by randombit View Post
    This was the original hosting joke site: http://web.archive.org/web/200702220...inghostit.com/

    sadly it is no more

    Edit: forgot there were word filters. but you should be able to figure out the url
    Yeah, pretty silly although not work-safe
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    Try using the contact form in the "Support" tab.
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    Our phones are always on all 8 days of the week. Operators are standing by to put you on hold the minute you call.
    hahaha, this is so funny...

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    The funniest part is the quotes

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    That's pretty funny haha.

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    Every time you refresh the page the number of testimonials they say they have changes Now that's attention to detail!

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    Funny thing is, that site probably has 99.9% uptime. Its always online every time I see it mentioned. =P
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    Our Redundant Department of Redundancy has a Redundant Server Failover System that will initiate a failover hosting in case of unexpected server uptime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TinyHosting View Post
    The funniest part is the quotes

    "Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to f*ck off when I called them, but everything else has been great."

    Those come in random. I saw this:

    "George Ispen writes:

    There was a time in my life when I was depressed. My doctor recommended that I try No Uptime, and my life has improved significantly. Thanks No Uptime."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    hmmm.....where have I heard that before.

    owm

    Your old customers do often remember OWM saying this sentence but ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    hmmm.....where have I heard that before.

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    lol, THANK GOD I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. I just burst out laughing and potentially woke my wife.

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    Ruby on Boats ..hehehe....Ruby on Roads rhymes better ..that is my creation
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    First time I've seen this, made me chuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by decrohost View Post
    Hello All.

    Today i was searching for some "crap hosts" on google just for entertainment and found a host www.nouptime.com
    Visit them and checkout all their pages.
    I'm sure you will laugh hardly
    That was classic, wow. Hilarious.

    I think we could use a few more sites like that to help educate some people.


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    LOL! Outstanding! Love the vote button - joke! Someone had too much time on their hand.

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    I guess people do really take the time to make others laugh

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    The names of their hosting plans and supported features list are hilarious.. Had a good laugh reading those. I wonder what are these guys upto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan-W View Post
    I wonder what are these guys upto.
    Or down to.

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    lol for gods sake I really hope no real host goes this way

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