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    Man marries four women at the same time

    A South African man married four women at the same time during a ceremony attended by hundreds of people.

    Milton Mbhele turned up in a white limousine and gave each of his four brides rings and a kiss.

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090927/...t-41f21e0.html

    Imagine being spoilt for choice on your wedding night....then again, it's hardly a big secret, so why not indulge in the orgy.

    They don't look all that bad either, apart from one. Nothing a little drink and beer googles would sort out.

    44-year-old Mbhele said the joint celebration would save money by combining the festivities.
    Why can't we have such forward thinking here in the UK. If I tried this, I'd either get jailed or hacked to death by the other 3 wives. It's not fair.

    Lucky bast*rd.

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    You just can't keep a good man down.
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    Hey you found the pictures of my wedding......
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    4x the nagging. He's really in for something, isn't he?
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    4 wives, heh, I wouldn't wish that fate on any man.
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    i don't think he thought this thru completely

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    Quote Originally Posted by APX View Post
    i don't think he thought this thru completely
    One of those, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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    it seemed like a good idea at the time.
    ah those "famous last words"

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    yupps dude...

    hope the guy's got plenty of the renewable stuff.

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    thats my nigga
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinAY View Post
    thats my nigga
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    Oh no, someone just dropped the N bomb.
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    well hope he can keep them all satisfied at the same time. four gripy women would suck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by APX View Post
    i don't think he thought this thru completely
    Haha! I agree.
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    Now if he cheats on them... 4x the butt kicking.
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    Yea so see there is a big downfall to marrying multiple women.

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    I wounder if he is going to set up a wind turbine, there should be plenty of hot air to power it when he has an arguement with his wives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinAY View Post
    thats my nigga
    You Boy!

    Not the N word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrZim View Post
    Now if he cheats on them... 4x the butt kicking.
    not ony butt kicking but also 4x the pain in the ***! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkeden View Post
    Hey you found the pictures of my wedding......
    Damn your ugly!

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    If you do the math, that's PMS nearly every day of the month... heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echelon View Post
    4x the nagging. He's really in for something, isn't he?
    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Bob View Post
    4 wives, heh, I wouldn't wish that fate on any man.
    Hahaha.... I'm getting married this upcoming year... but only to one. I don't think I'd want any more than one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeDVB View Post
    Hahaha.... I'm getting married this upcoming year... but only to one. I don't think I'd want any more than one...
    Are you sure about that?

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    I see a hike in viagra sales in southafrica.



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    well his performance must be like powerful dedicated machine, 4 wives huh!
    nothing for him. great man :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrZim View Post
    Now if he cheats on them... 4x the butt kicking.
    Nope, he'll be introducing them to his 5th wife.

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    Lol you guys are something else. but i agree with everything ya'll are saying. lol

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    Brave Man ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina_ View Post
    If you do the math, that's PMS nearly every day of the month... heh.
    Bwah haha. That's the first thing my better half said. Interesting though, that they explain how in Zulu tradition this is recognized (polygamy), though he also states that traditionally there forefathers would have one wife and just cheat on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echelon View Post
    4x the nagging. He's really in for something, isn't he?
    LOL-ed.
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    He can say bye-bye x 4 to his money

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