It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). The strategy backfired, so to speak, as the bum-bomber's own body muffled the deadly arse-blast and his target escaped with only minor injuries
Can you imagine trying to get a stick of tnt up your rear, having to carry it for a while, and then not even accomplishing what you set out to do? What an idiot. At least he will be well prepared if the 40 virgins turn out to be men. lol