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  1. #1
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    Dec 2000
    The Woodlands, Tx

    Some funny jokes for women

    Some funny jokes for women.



    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM. And he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.



    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first. And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.' The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'

  2. #2
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    Jun 2004
    I think I've seen the first one before, however the second one is new and got a better laugh no less, thanks
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  3. #3
    I always get pwnd by the old lady in situations similar to THE SILENT TREATMENT.
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  4. #4
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    Apr 2003
    They would be funny if they weren't so dang true.
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  5. #5
    lol, good stuff. thanks

  6. #6
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    Aug 2009
    The Ville
    Haha, my lady is laughing.

  7. #7
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    Feb 2007
    Tampa, FL
    classic, and true
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  8. #8
    Haha, thw first one is COLD but the second one is funny.

  9. #9
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    Aug 2009
    Janesville, WI.
    Both are good... Second one was better

    Thanks for sharing!

  10. #10
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    May 2007
    Interesting Jokes...
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  11. #12
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    Jun 2001
    Chicago, IL
    Yea, heard the first but before but that second one sent me laughing.
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    Aug 2002
    hehehe Those are so funny!

  13. #14
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    Feb 2002
    Just shows how old the "THE SILENT TREATMENT" joke is, the business guy would just set the alarm on his blackberry

  14. #15
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    Sep 2004
    Chennai , India
    Preety nice, i liked the first one... old but good enough to bring the smile back.

  15. #16
    Set a alarm, first joke is outdated

  16. #17
    Haha, what a smart woman Uses all possible arguments
    Here's another joke for girls:
    Eve got sick and tired of being alone in the Paradise and asked God to create something to entertain her.
    God said: "Ok, i'm gonna make a MAN for u. It's a creature that's gonna be strong and able to feed you. You'll probably have fun together, but...He'll be pretty stubborn and self-centered, so let him think that i created him first...It's between us, women"

  17. #18
    I havnt heard either before but I do especially like the first one.

    What's the difference between a woman and a battery?

  18. #19
    A battery has a positive side.

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