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    Talking Funny stuff...

    GOOD: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    BAD: You find a heap of porn movies in there
    UGLY: Your in them.

    GOOD: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your daughter.
    BAD: She keeps interupting.
    UGLY: ...with corrections.

    GOOD: Your son is finally maturing.
    BAD: He's involved with the women next door.
    UGLY: ...so are you.

    GOOD: Your wife is'nt talking to you.
    BAD: She wants a divorce.
    UGLY: She is a lawyer.

    GOOD: The postman is early.
    BAD: He's wearing army fatigues and carring an AK47 rifle.
    UGLY: You did'nt give him a tip at christmas.

    GOOD: You encourage your children to broaden there horizons.
    BAD: They become sexually active.
    UGLY: ...with each other.

    GOOD: You enjoy dangerous sex in public places.
    BAD: You are arrested.
    UGLY: ...by your husband.

    GOOD: You take your wife out to see a show.
    BAD: It's a strip show.
    UGLY: Your daughter is the headliner.

    GOOD: You want to be a grandparent.
    BAD: Your child is determined to wait for 'Mr Right'.
    UGLY: Your child is a boy.

    GOOD: You always taught your kids to be prepared.
    BAD: Your daughter is on the pill.
    UGLY: She's only eleven

    May get some more
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    Stupid Quotes:

    "The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."
    - Gerry Brown

    "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
    - George Bush, US President

    "I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but I don't always agree with them."
    - George Bush, US President

    "Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
    - Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst

    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
    - Lee Iacocca

    "Please provide the date of your death."
    - From an IRS letter

    "I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
    - Richard Nixon, US President
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    those are perverted.......yuck
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    lol

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    Some of them where uncalled for!

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    You guys don't know how to have a good laugh!
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    Where did you get those? Mind if we (I) repost them somewhere else?

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    Originally posted by Axel Teflon
    Some of them where uncalled for!
    see im not the only one who thought that...
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    Originally posted by xsenses
    Where did you get those? Mind if we (I) repost them somewhere else?
    Friend over msn, I guess you can.
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    "Please provide the date of your death."
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