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09-10-2002, 10:02 AM #1Coder :)
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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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09-10-2002, 10:23 AM #2Web Hosting Master
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You can also have: Mind if I join your threesome?
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09-10-2002, 10:34 AM #3WHT Addict
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Do you like my new wood?
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09-10-2002, 10:39 AM #4Coder :)
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my putter is bigger than your putter...
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09-10-2002, 10:41 AM #5Web Hosting Master
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I’ve lost my balls
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09-10-2002, 10:46 AM #6Coder :)
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ouch... someone hit ur balls with that driver a bit too hard?
Originally posted by imitech
I’ve lost my balls
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09-10-2002, 08:47 PM #7Web Hosting Master
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i used to take a chinese class and for those of you who don't know, chinese characters are composed of "strokes" and the strokes are written in specific orders. Well, this guy was on the board writing some characters and this girl goes "hey you are stroking it wrong..."
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09-10-2002, 10:30 PM #8Web Hosting Master
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Unzip your bag and let me wash your balls.
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09-10-2002, 10:50 PM #9Web Hosting Master
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Hmmm...
Now, that's almost dirty.
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09-11-2002, 02:34 AM #10Junior Guru
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...and he goes for the birdie on the 1st hole.
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09-11-2002, 04:26 AM #11Coder :)
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HAHA... 2nd hole is a harder shot, but the rewards speak for themselves... (not trying to make a joke on this one, lol)
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09-11-2002, 09:51 AM #12Web Hosting Master
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My putter got stuck in the hole and I can't take it out!
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09-11-2002, 09:56 AM #13Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by mind21_98
My putter got stuck in the hole and I can't take it out!
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09-12-2002, 04:08 AM #14Junior Guru
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...you need a "wedge" to get your balls out of the rough
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09-12-2002, 06:58 AM #15Web Hosting Master
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Funny
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09-12-2002, 07:34 AM #16WHT Addict
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Ouch.
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09-12-2002, 04:32 PM #17Coder :)
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thats an impressive wedge ya got there