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    10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

    1. Look at the size of his putter.
    2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
    3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
    4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
    5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
    6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
    7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
    8. Just turn your back and drop it.
    9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
    10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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    You can also have: Mind if I join your threesome?

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    Do you like my new wood?

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    my putter is bigger than your putter...

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    I’ve lost my balls

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    ouch... someone hit ur balls with that driver a bit too hard?

    Originally posted by imitech
    I’ve lost my balls

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    i used to take a chinese class and for those of you who don't know, chinese characters are composed of "strokes" and the strokes are written in specific orders. Well, this guy was on the board writing some characters and this girl goes "hey you are stroking it wrong..."


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    Unzip your bag and let me wash your balls.
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    Hmmm...

    Now, that's almost dirty.

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    ...and he goes for the birdie on the 1st hole.

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    HAHA... 2nd hole is a harder shot, but the rewards speak for themselves... (not trying to make a joke on this one, lol)

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    My putter got stuck in the hole and I can't take it out!
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    Originally posted by mind21_98
    My putter got stuck in the hole and I can't take it out!
    lol

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    ...you need a "wedge" to get your balls out of the rough

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    Funny

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    Ouch.

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    thats an impressive wedge ya got there

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