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  1. #1
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    SAH is back! Better than ever!

    I have taken suggestions from the last time everyone helped with their insightfull reviews.

    We've included images! Real images this time! And more.

    Let me know what you think.

    Personally, I think it's ready to launch!


    Be prepared to be amazed.


    See the new SAH here.
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    Wow!! Cool site. Excellent design.
    Regards,
    Ronan
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    Youve spent too much time on the design.. lol
    dotGig
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    Yes. I probably did spend to much time.
    Designing is a passion of mine.
    That site took only nine months to build.

    A small price to pay for quality.
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    Make sure to mention . . . . . . "Pete said you could design me site!!!"
    LOL, love it!

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    Too many images, less use of basic fonts.

    Also, it's missing 10 pixel bordering.... it really doesn't look professional unless there are large borders... a host of your size should know these simple gimmicks.... I WAS going to sign up.
    dotGig
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    What's a border?


    Better yet; what's a pixel?


    Actually, I believe there is large bordering. Or; should I change the borders to a color you can see?


    **Makes note to use more exotic fonts.
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    Yes, give the border color.... TEAL! yea....

    Hey, are you hiring? I am a great dezigner!
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    I posted that like an hour ago!

    You guys suck!
    dotGig
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    Hence the name.





    Not to mention . . . . . . . I do believe that someone hastily put some borders on a page or two and included some rather stunning fonts. (Thanks to the great suggestions we've received from this thread so far. )
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    Have you stolen those images?!

    Andrew Walenczykiewicz
    StyleMy.com

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    "Stolen" is such a harsh word.



    We like to consider them "requisitioned."
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    I don't care what you call it! Now are you going to call Comstock, or should I?
    Andrew Walenczykiewicz
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    I suppose I will.



    *picks up phone

    *talks to some guy named Guido

    *hangs up phone




    Yeh. They said it's okay.




    Or, "we're callin the picture police!" I can't be sure. Durned static.
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    very nice, i think i'll buy a plan or two

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    can you design my site? i love your work
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    Very cool site and concept!

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    Originally posted by RackFive
    can you design my site? i love your work
    We are very busy processing new hosting orders.
    As soon as we get caught up, we may post a design special in the Advertising Forums.

    Have you seen any images anywhere that you would like to see incorporated into your design?

    Would you be willing to write a testimonial about our superb hosting services? We might give you a great deal on a design then.

    Just remember; great designs come at a cost of time. We could probably have something worked up within six months or so. But, if you want something as nice as our design, be prepared for it to take longer.
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    I've sent 45 e-mails, 35 PM's and never a response!
    dotGig
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    SAH is the new pixelbrick!

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    Originally posted by Samuel
    I've sent 45 e-mails, 35 PM's and never a response!
    Samuel, please accept our sincere apologies. PM me with your ticket number and I will address it personally.

    We, honestly, were ill-prepared to process the thousands of new customers we are receiving on a daily basis after the launch of the new site.

    As I don't want this post to seem like an ad; I'll just leave it at that.
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    Can someone tell me SAH wholesale webdesign prices? i just love their designs!!

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    1st Email - Hey like can I work for ya?
    2nd Email - Hey
    3rd Email - like
    4th Email - can
    5th Email - I
    6th Email - work
    7th Email - for
    8th Email - ya?
    9th Email - I'm really good and stuff, got my education from the school of right clicks.
    10th Email - HEY!!!!! DANG!!!!!
    11th Email - man... this is no way to treat a potential customer/employee/godlikefigurefromtheouterworld
    12th Email - ...
    13th Email - IM NOT GOING AWAY!!!!
    14th Email - I am actually crying right now... and why? BECUASE THIS SUC ASS HOSTING COMPANY WON"T ANSWER MY EMAILS!!!!!
    15th Email - !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    16th Email - I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I work all night and I sleep all day!
    17th Email - My name is Holden McGroin
    18th Email - What is a cow with no legs?
    19th Email - Guess you want to know the other part of the joke don't you!
    20th Email - I'm not getting denied recipient messages so I knowyou are getting these!
    21th Email - I WILL HACK THEE!
    22nd Email - just kidding, im no hacker, but I need a job and i am really reall good, really, honest
    23rd Email - Ground Beef
    24th Email - this is my last email
    25th Email - I lied, ANSWER ME!!!!
    26th Email - I made a dezign, it's l33t!, wanna see it?
    27th Email - my harddrive died... i lost everything... if you want to see it i can remake it but you have to answer first, im not that patient.....
    28th Email - McDonalds called me the other day for the interview... better hurry
    29th Email - welp they didn't hire me.. LUCKY YOU!
    30th Email - D===]--------------> I am your king!
    31st Email - your pm system isn't working....
    32nd Email - Ban all bra's now!
    33rd Email - I have fuzzy stuff in my navel, look! (Samuel has attacked this image fuzzynavel.jpg)
    34th Email - So i was talking to some friends, and told them i was being hired by a hosting company... and they were like yea? and I was like yea!, and they said cool, and I said cool, so what am i going to be paid? it's not like i care or anything its just they said, hey what are you going to be paid? and i said, probally a lot, and they said cool, and I said, yea cool
    35th Email - My parents said that I would need to fill out some sort of tax statement or something, ID10T form, or something
    36th Email - Ok, so I found out my parents were calling me and Idiot, i got it, but I think they love me, i think
    37th Email - So do I attach my resume? Maybe that's why you havent responded


    Samuel -
    August 27th - Present - Interview with McDonalds

    38th Email - I haven't heard from you, so I think maybe I have the wrong e-mail (Checking), I have the right e-mail, maybe you're on vacation or something, really there is this new deck out and my skate is seriously suffering from the punge of street wreck
    39th Email - Hey! guess what! It;s my birthday today!, i didnt receive anything from you so maybe you have the wrong e-0mail address.. e-mail me and ill send you my new one
    40th Email - hrmm, what did you send me?, ill forward it to you.
    41st Email - doc.bat has been attached to this e-mail, norton has determined this to be a virus and has stopped this e-mail from being sent, contact your antivirus developer and gain an update to check to see if this threat has been mentioned and corrected
    42nd Email - Hey! I formatted my harddrive and resinstalled my os for the first time! everything is working a lot better, sorry I didnt get your last email, there was no text just something about HAHA-Snow white and the seven dwarves
    43rd Email - I found out today that I have liver disease and will be going into the doc to find out how serious it is so I might not be able to start too soon.
    44th Email - Well they found out it's called a "Fatty Liver" and I might need a replacement, do we have benefits? Some kind of copay, 40 bucks etc?
    45th Email - MCDONALDS CALLED!! MCDONALDS CALLED!!!!!
    dotGig
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    lol.....

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    Originally posted by SoftWareRevue
    We are very busy processing new hosting orders.
    As soon as we get caught up, we may post a design special in the Advertising Forums.

    Have you seen any images anywhere that you would like to see incorporated into your design?

    Would you be willing to write a testimonial about our superb hosting services? We might give you a great deal on a design then.

    Just remember; great designs come at a cost of time. We could probably have something worked up within six months or so. But, if you want something as nice as our design, be prepared for it to take longer.
    only 6 months? wow thats fast

    i would like a site like www.hostpacket.net i guess rip that will not be so hard or yes?

    i said rip? i mean design
    www.rackfive.com
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    Hey RackFive, areyou hiring?

    I could make a portfolio for you out of rips... designs, for you yes?
    dotGig
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    yes!
    www.rackfive.com
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    cool, so like do you hire 10 year olds? Cause I am a really "Old" ten year old, that's what my friend says, and he would know cause ya know why? He is 9!

    Sending you an e-mail now, maybe some day Suck Ass Host will reply to my e-mails, so far SUCKS TO BE THEM!!
    dotGig
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    Originally posted by Samuel
    1st Email . . . . . . . . . . .
    And this, somehow explains 35 PMs?
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    Originally posted by RackFive


    i would like a site like . . . . . . .
    Got it.

    Thank goodness for webreaper. (Our code for "dedicated and talented team of design professionals)

    Expect something wonderful in March 2003. Except your version will be MUCH nicer. Lots more colors and lots more fonts.

    Variety is the spice of life, my friend. The spice of life. Spicey. Lifey. Variety.
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    Well see it's like this, WHT just happened to, without letting anyone know, set "Save this message" to default [off] so yet I cannot prove that I sent them, I am sure I did!
    dotGig
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    Excellent site

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    OMG!!!!! How awesome is this design. Where do I signup for a design like this! Please please...

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    Patience hosthero. Patience.
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    Nice. Are the clients rolling in?

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    Wheres my template? i requested it 2 months ago..!

    I know i should be patient because such a design takes some time to create.

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    Originally posted by Neo3Net
    Nice. Are the clients rolling in?
    Yes.

    We have had to hire serveral new staff to accomodate the influx of (for lack of a better word) customers.

    We apologize to all those on the waiting (ignore) list. Your accounts will be processed as soon as possible. (maybe)
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    Is this a freaking joke! I want my resume to be looked at!, i'ts posted above!!!!

    Yea, you got a big post count, I have more hair on my head that you have posts!, maybe!
    dotGig
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    Originally posted by edude
    Wheres my template? i requested it 2 months ago..!

    I know i should be patient because such a design takes some time to create.
    Ask again in February.

    Might have something then.
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