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  1. #1
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    Things to Ponder

    - What is the speed of dark?
    - When your sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
    - Why are there Braille sign in Driveup ATM's?
    - What's another word for synonym?
    - Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
    - Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
    - If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
    - If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
    - Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
    - Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
    - Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
    - Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
    - Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
    - Why is bra singular and panties plural?
    - Doesn't glue stick the inside of the bottle?
    - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
    - If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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    It sounds like you got these from somehwere other than your own mind .

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    Originally posted by QuantumK
    It sounds like you got these from somehwere other than your own mind .
    Bulls-eye !
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    The speed of dark is the speed of light?

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    Ahh Steven Wright. what a wonderfuly twisted mind that guy has

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    Why do darkness descend when it is the sun that sets?
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  7. #7
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    I am scratching my head. If I try to search the answers I will definitely beat Albert Einstein

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    Does Darkness travel?

    Anyway good queries. Rest i will answer after going to bed or before waking up.

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