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Thread: Baby Gates and Microsoft
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08-25-2002, 08:00 AM #1Junior Guru
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Baby Gates and Microsoft
This is from some site by freind referred to us :
Enjoy...!!!
For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time:
Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products have in common?
1. Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of third party support.
2. Both barf all over themselves regularly.
3. Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won't help.
4. As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which preceeded them.
5. At first release they're relatively compact, but they seem to grow and grow and grow with each passing year.
6. Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have produced one.
7. They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.
8. No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and the actual release.
9. Bill gets the credit but someone else did most of the work.
10. For at least the next year, they'll suck.
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08-25-2002, 08:04 AM #2Disabled
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ROFL !!!!
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08-25-2002, 08:28 AM #3Web Hosting Master
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lol, nice for my Sunday afternoon!
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08-25-2002, 08:45 AM #4Web Hosting Master
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Haven't seen that one - quite amusing for a pre-bedtime laugh on a Sunday night
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08-25-2002, 09:33 AM #5Web Hosting Master
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Nice!
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08-25-2002, 10:34 AM #6Junior Guru
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...
Good and like microsoft...
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08-25-2002, 07:02 PM #7Web Hosting Evangelist
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Funny Stuff!
Love #9 - 9. Bill gets the credit but someone else did most of the work.
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08-25-2002, 08:01 PM #8Newbie
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08-26-2002, 03:54 AM #9Junior Guru
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Thanks you people liked it. Wait for next week for some more....
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08-26-2002, 03:56 AM #10Web Hosting Master
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Quite funny and so very true...
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08-26-2002, 04:02 AM #11Web Hosting Master
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Good one
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08-26-2002, 07:27 AM #12Aspiring Evangelist
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Hahahaha
This one is new to me ...Alexander
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08-26-2002, 10:22 AM #13Web Hosting Master
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hehehe
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08-26-2002, 10:37 AM #14Web Hosting Master
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sad
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08-26-2002, 11:15 AM #15Web Hosting Guru
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LOL.
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08-27-2002, 10:58 AM #18Web Hosting Master
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Hahahaha
Nice...-Bruce