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  1. #1
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    Wink Baby Gates and Microsoft

    This is from some site by freind referred to us :
    Enjoy...!!!

    For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time:
    Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products have in common?

    1. Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of third party support.
    2. Both barf all over themselves regularly.
    3. Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won't help.
    4. As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which preceeded them.
    5. At first release they're relatively compact, but they seem to grow and grow and grow with each passing year.
    6. Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have produced one.
    7. They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.
    8. No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and the actual release.
    9. Bill gets the credit but someone else did most of the work.
    10. For at least the next year, they'll suck.

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    ROFL !!!!

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    lol, nice for my Sunday afternoon!
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    Haven't seen that one - quite amusing for a pre-bedtime laugh on a Sunday night

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    Nice!

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    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...

    Good and like microsoft...

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    Funny Stuff!
    Love #9 - 9. Bill gets the credit but someone else did most of the work.

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    Wink

    Thanks you people liked it. Wait for next week for some more....

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    Quite funny and so very true...

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    Good one
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    Hahahaha
    This one is new to me ...
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    hehehe

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    sad

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    LOL.

    threads like these can really boost your post counts!
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    Very good.
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    "Stop flame-wars - Report a post"
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    Hahahaha

    Nice...
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