Now let me preface this with a disclaimer: I hate sports. Despise them even. Unless it comes down to my local teams, then I might pay attention. But other than that, sports can go to hell.
With that said, I found this story
on Yahoo Sports interesting. It's about a dentist who is suing the mascot of the Chicago Bulls for injuries suffered during a high-five gone wrong.
While reading the comments, I came across this rather funny one (about 60% of the way down page 2 of the comments). Here it is if you CBA to find it yourself:
how the hell you blow out your arm on a high five? wow that must be the first... its like pulling a groin peeing or pulling your gluteus maximus muscle farting.... are u fraking serious?? how? I wouldnt want to breathe on him when im in his office my bad breath might kill him or something...
wimps like this should get the nose bleed seats and leave to good seats to someone that can take a hit or too... stay home and watch the game maybe he will pull is muscle or blow out his arm putting doritos into his mouth and sue the company..
What do you guys think? Frivolous lawsuit, incarnation #1,000,000,000,000,000,000? Or does it have merit?