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    Masturbation Cuts Cancer!

    Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

    OWM get back to old days mate leaving the current ones. lol
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    Makes complete sense. Parts are meant to be used...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mekhu View Post
    Makes complete sense. Parts are meant to be used...
    And used they shall be!
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    But at what cost?

    Blindness? Hairy Palms?
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    Oldddd news!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam H View Post
    Oldddd news!
    Masturbation never gets old. You should try it sometime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hycloud View Post
    Masturbation never gets old. You should try it sometime.
    True, but the tools do... Just ask Aussie Bob. Sheesh... poor old guy cant even catch the kangaroos anymore..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biju View Post


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

    OWM get back to old days mate leaving the current ones. lol
    this is old news mate...I've been adhering to this practise since I was 12 yars old

    cuts down the risk of cancer but can get quite messy at times.

    Webdude...
    Just ask Aussie Bob. Sheesh... poor old guy cant even catch the kangaroos anymore.
    yeah but I hear he can sheer sheep with his bare hands.

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    Does this mean I should dump my g/f for my hand? I think i'll chance it lol
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    I wonder if this means that I should submit my receipts for porn-site subscriptions to Blue Cross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkFloydWS View Post
    Does this mean I should dump my g/f for my hand? I think i'll chance it lol
    you could always ask her to lend you a hand

    but yep old news, but good news :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flumps View Post
    you could always ask her to lend you a hand

    but yep old news, but good news :p
    But using our own property makes us feel better. LOL LOL
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    Not exactly a topic I was expecting to see on the main page of WHT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    yeah but I hear he can sheer sheep with his bare hands.

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    I saw a show on Discovery the other day. They were talking about strange things going on. Like how herds of sheep in Australia had bald spots on each side of their hips. They were blaiming aliens again.... but I think we all know now who's really causing it ..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Webdude View Post
    I saw a show on Discovery the other day. They were talking about strange things going on. Like how herds of sheep in Australia had bald spots on each side of their hips. They were blaiming aliens again.... but I think we all know now who's really causing it ..lol
    yeah mate I saw that program too...they were also offering promotional t shirts for sale too.

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    Well it's obvious,

    Who bothers with a 'cigy' afterwards unless your with someone !

    more w***s = less cigs = less cancer

    and don't forget it's hard to do both at once ! and dangerous.
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    OWM, do you still keep Mountin Goats ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian-de-vie View Post

    and don't forget it's hard to do both at once ! and dangerous.
    an impossible task for me to smoke cause I gotta use both hands.

    I can see where this thread's going & hope Frosty doesn't stumble across it..the thread that is.

    Man I ain't laughed so much in a long time.

    Threads on WHT have been so funny this past few weeks.

    Innocent minded noobs will come on WHT looking for hosting and see threads like this and think WTF! lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    well it's impossible for me mate cause I gotta use both hands.

    I can see where this threads going & hope Frosty doesn't stumble across it..the thread that is.

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    Why? Is Frosty a sheep??
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    If there were sheep as beautiful as Frosty ...then I'd be damned.

    Ah the Frosty one. Where art thou ?

    Hmm on the other hand (no pun intended)....maybe it's better not to mention her name in a thread about masterbation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Webdude View Post
    Why? Is Frosty a sheep??
    That one picture she posted where she is bent over looking through the washer with high heels on... well, let me just say she can handle this thread, no doubt.

    When I'm 90 I'll tell everyone why I never got cancer. The internet. Thanks www.******.com and www.************.com and www.****-**********.com!!!!

    edit: hey what happened to my urls? These can help you cut cancer!!!!!!
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    hmm..well I have around 20 new sites to develop so let's just say my hands will be tied up doing other things for a while lol.

    @Brian...nah mate I had to let the 2 lambs go. Or to be honest..the last time I saw them in a field with the others as I was feeding my horses..I couldn't recognise them because they just looked grown up like all the others in the field.

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    LOL, I am here. Interesting thread... sheeps and masturbation.

    Here's my contribution to fighting cancer:

    http://byfiles.storage.msn.com/y1pke...Z96faSkaPSj_Ng
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    Ah....there she is...

    Welcome back Frosty.

    We were just relaxing... having a few beers and chatting about man things...lol

    Nice pic too.

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    You know throughout the anvils of masturbatory history pies fruit socks and what you crazy folks can come up with some odd ideas. Its always best to let a friend of the opposite sex lend a special helping hand to such pressing situations you may encounter.
    Took a fe minutes but i found the washingmachine pic that is nice those are awsome washers i hate top loaders. the reflection dont look so bad either
    Please for gods sake leave the sheep alone.
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    nevermind my fault.
    Delete
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    hmm....

    how many guys would stop the practise if they found out that masterbating didn't cut the risk of testicular cancer. ?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    an impossible task for me to smoke cause I gotta use both hands.

    I can see where this thread's going & hope Frosty doesn't stumble across it..the thread that is.

    Man I ain't laughed so much in a long time.

    Threads on WHT have been so funny this past few weeks.

    Innocent minded noobs will come on WHT looking for hosting and see threads like this and think WTF! lol.

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    Its a art and more over davvy frosty has replied. Ah, now i doubt you may need your hands.

    I think you have 8 + 2 Hands in your house. Use anyone of them while working. LOL hahahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    hmm....

    how many guys would stop the practise if they found out that masterbating didn't cut the risk of testicular cancer. ?




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    It would if people like reduce 4 to one. I hope you are getting what i am trying to say
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biju View Post
    I think you have 8 + 2 Hands in your house. Use anyone of them while working. LOL hahahah
    damn...I've been outed as a tart.

    the pole dancers are only my tenants mate and will have to evacuate the building soon anyway because I need a break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hekwu View Post
    That one picture she posted where she is bent over looking through the washer with high heels on... well, let me just say she can handle this thread, no doubt.
    Where?? Link? I wanna see!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    damn...I've been outed as a tart.

    funnily enough...the ladies (lap dancing housemates) are currently not at home.

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    Ah then how come your typing with one hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Outlaw Web Master View Post
    hmm....

    how many guys would stop the practise if they found out that masterbating didn't cut the risk of testicular cancer. ?




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    No one would stop even if it caused cancer
    oh sht im blind
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    I'll risk an eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biju View Post
    Ah then how come your typing with one hand.
    Not everybody uses a hand to type with, you could use your toes, or nose, or 'other'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Webdude View Post
    Where?? Link? I wanna see!
    and why do you wanna see the picture? lol.

    welcome back frosty. I can see why you havent posted much in this....area. cant blame you. full of....guy stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flumps View Post
    and why do you wanna see the picture? lol.

    welcome back frosty. I can see why you havent posted much in this....area. cant blame you. full of....guy stuff.
    Isn't that a little sexist of ewe ?

    I say 'All hands to the deck'

    Frosty invite your friends, why should owm have all the fun ?

    You do all realise we are feeding the myth that IT 'folk' are a load of xxxxers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian-de-vie View Post
    Not everybody uses a hand to type with, you could use your toes, or nose, or 'other'
    Whats that Other?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biju View Post
    Whats that Other?
    Voice recognition *Innocence*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flumps View Post
    and why do you wanna see the picture?
    So I can test out the truthfulness of the news article
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