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  1. #1
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    Intellectual Stuff..........

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
    stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
    quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
    to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
    A question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
    stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
    and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
    nuclear power when you don't know sh**?"






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  2. #2
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    This one really cracked me up...
    Last edited by ElTino; 04-11-2008 at 07:36 AM.

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    I heard this long back, but i think it was not the little girl it was some other person.

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    Ah so true. But are the lawyers in washington / ottawa / misc capital any more qualified? Or, for that matter, are the financed lobbiests with a clear agenda?

    Sorry I made this too political. It was funny
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