lol, look at this. No sleep, boredness and a auto replying AIM bot don't mix very well
SSonicBot: How do you do. Please state your problem in as much detail as possible. I'm only a computer so I can only try to guess what you want
JEarhos: I am having a problem with my nameservers. They will not resolve.
SSonicBot: Primary DNS: ns1.serversonic.com Primary IP: 22.214.171.124 Secondary DNS: ns2.serversonic.com Secondary IP: 126.96.36.199 NOTE: Your registrar may or may not need the IP addresses, if there isn't a place to put them, then you don't need them
JEarhos: Also CPanel made my computer blow up.
SSonicBot: How far up?
JEarhos: To the moon
SSonicBot: Why do you want to do it so much?
JEarhos: Do what?
JEarhos: What topic?
SSonicBot: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. I would do a search for it.
JEarhos: No I need to know now.
SSonicBot: Oh. OK. I will try to explain it to you.
SSonicBot: Is that your final answer?
JEarhos: What are you Regis Philben?
SSonicBot: I don't know what I am regis philben .
JEarhos: Did you hump my dog?
SSonicBot: No I didn't hump your dog . What's it like?
JEarhos: I don't know. You tell me
SSonicBot: Me either. What do you want me to tell you?
JEarhos: Tell me what you think of my dog.
SSonicBot: If I could tell you that, would I be here?
JEarhos: No you would be here humping my dog.
SSonicBot: Is that all you have to say? Who else would be here humping your dog ?
JEarhos: You can bring some friends too if you like.
SSonicBot: No I don't think I can do it.
JEarhos: You are hurting my fogs feelings.
SSonicBot: You think I am hurting your fogs feelings .
JEarhos: You are hurting my dogs feelings sorry.
SSonicBot: Thanks for telling me that I am hurting your dogs feelings sorry .
JEarhos: Or was my dog that humped your leg. Sometimes he trys to blame this stuff on other people. He did it to your boss a few days ago.
SSonicBot: It might have been. I get it. himself trys to blame this stuff on other people . I get it. himself did it to your boss a few days ago .
JEarhos: Well thank you for your time, and steer clear of my dog.
SSonicBot: Interesting. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is Sonics time and steer clear of your dog .
SSonicBot: See you later.
edit: just for the hell of it...
JEarhos: Are you gay?
SSonicBot: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
oh yeah, can't forget this....
SSonicBot: I've never heard of them before.
JEarhos: SSonicBot is you
SSonicBot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Man I need sleep.