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    drug tests to become a wht member?

    After reading a couple of ned platters posts, i now have come to the conclusion, that to become a member you must take a drug test.

    Or to translate to ned platter lingo:

    Yesterday my dog was choking, from my collar on a string, chickens were squaking, at the chain, dragged by dog, to house, where oddball posts were flying at me from my dell black monitor that i like very nice, because old man salesman screamed, drinking from the slurpee, i like dell, dont like signs, signing up, too hard to become member, test this test that. I never was good in school.
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    So do you have trouble with your dog also? .
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    Re: drug tests to become a wht member?

    Originally posted by cbaker17
    After reading a couple of ned platters posts, i now have come to the conclusion, that to become a member you must take a drug test.

    Or to translate to ned platter lingo:

    Yesterday my dog was choking, from my collar on a string, chickens were squaking, at the chain, dragged by dog, to house, where oddball posts were flying at me from my dell black monitor that i like very nice, because old man salesman screamed, drinking from the slurpee, i like dell, dont like signs, signing up, too hard to become member, test this test that. I never was good in school.

    LOL good one cbaker17

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    Funny...

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    No i don't take drugs.
    Honestly i have no idea why you all can't understand what i'm talking about.
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    I think, if you had to pass a drug test to remain a member, there'd be about four people left.
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    i think your sig sums it up well ned
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    Originally posted by cbaker17
    i think your sig sums it up well ned

    lol never noticed it

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    What the bit saying "birdie house resident", that's the place i live.
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    What about your occupation...

    "Translanstic Urine extractor....?"

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    Right... ill go now...

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    Originally posted by ned patter
    What the bit saying "birdie house resident", that's the place i live.
    lol really?

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    Originally posted by Synthetic
    What about your occupation...

    "Translanstic Urine extractor....?"
    Oh well someone said i was extracting urine from our translantic cousins.
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    Oh, thanks for clarifying.

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    Originally posted by Studio64
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    Re: drug tests to become a wht member?

    Originally posted by cbaker17
    Or to translate to ned platter lingo:

    Yesterday my dog was choking, from my collar on a string, chickens were squaking, at the chain, dragged by dog, to house, where oddball posts were flying at me from my dell black monitor that i like very nice, because old man salesman screamed, drinking from the slurpee, i like dell, dont like signs, signing up, too hard to become member, test this test that. I never was good in school.
    Poor imitation, you used punctuation. That's a no-no in Neddy Land.
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    youll notice i did use run on sentances. Its a art to master nedlingo, give me a bit of time
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    LOL, it's how i talk.
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    Originally posted by cbaker17
    youll notice i did use run on sentances. Its a art to master nedlingo, give me a bit of time
    Yes, my apologies. I should have realized some things take time to master.
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    Originally posted by Lamont

    Yes, my apologies. I should have realized some things take time to master.
    I think you would like to talk how i talk.
    I used to be jealous of the American accent so it would not be strange for some people to be jealous of the scottish accent.
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    i get everytime i read ned's posts. i hope i'm not the only one. BTW i like that idea of taking drug tests.

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    Nope, your not the only one..

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    Originally posted by ned patter

    I think you would like to talk how i talk.
    I used to be jealous of the American accent so it would not be strange for some people to be jealous of the scottish accent.
    Well im scottish but i don't talk like you...

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    Originally posted by ned patter

    I think you would like to talk how i talk.
    I used to be jealous of the American accent so it would not be strange for some people to be jealous of the scottish accent.
    I have to admit that I've never heard you talk. And, which font is it that has a scottish accent?
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    I can honestly say that I've never been able to read though an entire post of Ned's.

    Anyone know where I can find a Ned to English translator? I tried Babel Fish and Google, but neither have one available.
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    Originally posted by Phrozen
    I can honestly say that I've never been able to read though an entire post of Ned's.

    Anyone know where I can find a Ned to English translator? I tried Babel Fish and Google, but neither have one available.
    lol

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    Originally posted by Darth


    Well im scottish but i don't talk like you...
    Well to be honest it depends what parts of Scotland and what area.
    I have however noticed some youngsters are losing the Scottish accent and people that live in Granton, Westerhailes, Niddrie, Birdie house area still have a strong Scottish accent although you's won't know that place.
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    Birdie house area lol never heard of it

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    In Birdie House are the smart people called Birdie Brained?
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    Birdie house is in the west of Edinburgh i would think, pretty near the pentland hills. the areas called Gracemount.
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    No it's the south of Edinburgh.
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    maybe ned doesnt speak english and uses a crummy translator to post here, that would explain a lot maybe...
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    Originally posted by Darth
    Birdie house area lol never heard of it
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    And to think, I felt bad last week when I asked Ned if he were drunk!

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    I think he should be banned for excessive use of resources to little or no purpose.

    But mostly I think he should be banned so that he can try to start having a real life. I picture a home bound Ned, ear to his scanner, right hand typing away, wasting away his youth.

    He should at least have a youth and then come here and waste away his life...

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    Originally posted by cbaker17
    maybe ned doesnt speak english and uses a crummy translator to post here, that would explain a lot maybe...
    No, I don't think translators are that bad. At least they usually have at least some punctuation.
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    Originally posted by ned patter
    No i don't take drugs.
    Honestly i have no idea why you all can't understand what i'm talking about.


    Ned - you make me laugh so much - Watching you with your Scottish way of speaking and watching these Americans try to understand what the hell you are talking about - it's better than any comedy on TV.

    Keep going mate, us Aussies love a bit of humor, plus we have the added advantage of having a lot of American and some Scottish television on our TV's here so I am having no trouble understanding both camps.

    I am wetting myself watching all this from the sidelines. Very funny stuff.
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    Originally posted by mwatkins
    I think he should be banned for excessive use of resources to little or no purpose.

    But mostly I think he should be banned so that he can try to start having a real life. I picture a home bound Ned, ear to his scanner, right hand typing away, wasting away his youth.

    He should at least have a youth and then come here and waste away his life...

    LOL
    I go out every day, dog walks and that.
    Quite frankly i think your scared to be Scottish, is there a little bit of truth in that?.
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