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    Daddy, how was I born?

    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
    "You got Male!"
    $this->hasFlavr() ? $nom->nom('nom') : $want->doNot()

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    That's awesome.

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    I know it is
    $this->hasFlavr() ? $nom->nom('nom') : $want->doNot()

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    lmao That's a good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Obvious View Post
    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
    "You got Male!"
    This is good. Really good.

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    What a geeky joke o.O

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    Hope he doesn;t have a virus
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    Quote Originally Posted by misticil View Post
    Hope he doesn;t have a virus
    Now thats funny!
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    No virus that I can see, but I can see spyware...

    Constantly nagging
    poorly implemented
    Becomes worse when around its own kind
    Taxes the system
    Will eventually replicate

    What am I???




















    The child...

    Spyware removed_


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    I LOL'd
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    The Mom then said "Hard drive? It was more like a 3.5 inch floppy disk".
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    That's funny!

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    lol funny...

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    That was an awesome one, haha good way to answer children.

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    Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backyard Billy View Post
    The Mom then said "Hard drive? It was more like a 3.5 inch floppy disk".
    are you speaking from personal experience?

    if you haven't considered chapter 7 bankruptcy, maybe you should.
    eliminate your debt, keep the property you want, most people qualify.
    contrary to popular belief - no attorney is necessary!

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    Hehe, nice gag. Made me chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somerset Internet View Post
    are you speaking from personal experience?

    Are you questioning a man's floppy accessory?
    $this->hasFlavr() ? $nom->nom('nom') : $want->doNot()

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somerset Internet View Post
    are you speaking from personal experience?

    I'm 26 Lauren, no need for ED pills at my age.
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