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    Great joke...

    HUSBAND WANTED

    A lonely widow; aged 70, decided that is was time to get married
    again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED:
    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
    AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
    she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a
    wheelchair.

    He had no arms or legs.

    'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?' the
    widow said. 'Just look at you ... You have no legs!'
    The old gentleman smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on
    you!'

    'You don't have any arms either!' she snorted.

    Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, ' Are you still good
    In bed?'

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang
    the doorbell, didn't I?'

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    Hehe, great joke indeed.

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    Good one.

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    haha, brilliant
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    Yer, very good!

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    hahaha.........

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    very nice..

    ...just what I needed before bed (12:30am) an old man with no arms and no legs who can ring the door bell.


    ...what a size of a nose, thats all I can say on the matter

    Liam

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    Quote Originally Posted by liam_tmt7 View Post
    very nice..

    ...just what I needed before bed (12:30am) an old man with no arms and no legs who can ring the door bell.


    ...what a size of a nose, thats all I can say on the matter

    Liam
    I think you missed the joke a bit...


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    Haha, I cracked up at that.
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    I thought SWR was married and had all his limbs still o.O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam H View Post


    If not rather disturbing
    Indeed, may its bigger than Brain.

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    LMAO!!! good one....
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    Haha very nice one indeed .
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    Hahahaha...!
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    I laughed out loud at this one, hilarious

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    loool very good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swivelhost - Paul View Post
    I think you missed the joke a bit...
    Evidently you didn't get the sarcasm in his post...

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    haha xD good one
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    wish that was brains



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    hahaha...nice

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    How rude!
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    hehe
    the best thing for an early morning giggle with some coffee

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    Ahhh that's funny )
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    Enjoyed reading that. lol

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    A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman meet in a bar while traveling.

    "Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals, so much that when you buy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for you."

    "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

    "Ahhhhh, that's nothing, laddies," said the Irishman. "Back home in me own Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid All on the house."
    The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims. But he swears every word is true.
    "Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

    "Not to me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman... "but it did happen to me sister."

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    LOL.

    Good one indeed
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