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  1. #1
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    Reading this cracked me up.......

    http://www.cyberdevils.com/2008/01/t...alls-for-help/


    Something I stumbled upon, tell me what you think.

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    Hahahh those are great! Thanks for sharing ^^

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    Haha, WOW....Great find.

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    lol, now i thought id heard dumb comments. But that spawns a whole new meaning of the word.

    Much appreciated.

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    My wife is a frontline support tech and actually gets calls like that. The stories she tells me.. okay, they're a little frightening sometimes.
    Bill - Support Analyst - Liveblock Auctions International
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    geeze..almost suffered a seizure from that "you are the 10,000th visitor" ad banner just next to the text. Had to close before I could read enough to see if it was amusing.
    Having problems, or maybe questions about WHT? Head over to the help desk!

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    But if you closed the browser, you'll never get your free TV* or whatever it was you won!







    *Participation required. Results may vary. Not a significant source of dietary fiber. May be harmful to kittens and puppies. Contains lead.
    Bill - Support Analyst - Liveblock Auctions International
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  8. #8
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    Mmm.. I am pretty sure I have heard this one in real life.

    Customer: I have problems printing in red…
    Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
    Customer: Aaaah……………….. thank you.

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    These seem to be taken from Rinkworks. So if you're prefer it in seizure-free form (I was the 10,000th visitor, by the way, I don't know what you guys are talking about)... http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

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    Quote Originally Posted by fog View Post
    These seem to be taken from Rinkworks. So if you're prefer it in seizure-free form (I was the 10,000th visitor, by the way, I don't know what you guys are talking about)... http://rinkworks.com/stupid/
    wow....i just read those for like a half hour.........some people......lol

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    Ahahaha, good ones. They are hilarious, thanks.

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    Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?
    Buwhahahahahaha
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    you will be surprise you deal with such people if you are a tech support in a large company

  14. #14
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    lol
    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry… Internet Explorer.

    was my favorite..
    Who is this infamous HTML i keep hearing of, is she cute?

  15. #15
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    Reminds me of the customer who I had to deal with at one point who asked if their AOL would work better if they purchased a dedicated server. Poor sap.
    Ryan G.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewskii View Post
    lol
    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry… Internet Explorer.

    was my favorite..
    Yea this was rocking.

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    I loved the last one where he asks bob to "pee" on the keyboard.

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