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    Bill Gates In Hell

    I found this posted in a humor section of another forum.

    Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."

    Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly puzzled, God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?"

    Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.

    When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful and clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This is great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

    Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but not as enticing as Hell.

    Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.

    Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned and tortured by demons.

    "So, how is everything going?" God asked.

    Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the other place....with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?

    "That was the demo," replied God.
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    Man ... I enjoyed so much reading it , and i had a good laugh ... thanks for sharing it !
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    Thanks for sharing, hilarious
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    Haha classic.

    Doesn't he also donate tons of money to charity aswell?
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    That's funny!

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    Haha very funny !
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    Thanks for the share! Really funny! ^^
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    Good to know God has a sense of humor.

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    Haha i luv it
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    Lol A***, Epic. I enjoyed reading that

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    LOL Great joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam H View Post
    Haha classic.

    Doesn't he also donate tons of money to charity aswell?
    A whole lot. Warren Buffet recently committed a ton of money to his charitable foundation as well.

    http://www.gatesfoundation.org/default.htm

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    iheard that before except the time i heard it God said that it was his screensaver.

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    If is fitting as so many people have been through Hell using Windows on earth...................

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    Cut down on BSOD and we will let bill gates off. LOL.
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    Isn't dealing with the BSOD a form of hell?

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    It's funny. But, I had read that before.
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    hahaha what about vista.....it should have been a one way trip for him imo..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewskii View Post
    hahaha what about vista.....it should have been a one way trip for him imo..
    He developed Vista in Hell
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    HAHA that is soo funny

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    Now now.. lets give Windows some credit. After all, it's helped to bring Unix and Linux users together in ways that may not have been possible without Windows being around to kick endusers in the six once in a while. :-P
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    Lol that's pretty funny. Bill Gates would make Hell a good place though. A big monopoly, but still good.
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    Haha, that was funny

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    Nice....funny as hell

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    lol nice one
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    Hehe
    really nice;-)

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    ROFL... now thats a demo

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