Results 1 to 22 of 22
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    The Woodlands, Tx
    Posts
    5,962

    It should be banned/outlawed!!!

    Sparked by the thread http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=660268 I figure we should have a thread about stupid new laws we should make against things that can harm people.

    For example, I propose that pencils be banned because they can be sharpened and thrown up over your head into tiles, which if they dont hit right, and come back down with enough force to go thru your eye, thru your brain, and killing you. Pencils are dangerous, and should be banned

    What else do you think should be banned?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    California USA
    Posts
    13,294
    staplers - I knew people who would run up to people and staple their arm

    Paper - Paper cuts are harmful

    Electricity - It can kill j00.
    Steven Ciaburri | Industry's Best Server Management - Rack911.com
    Software Auditing - 400+ Vulnerabilities Found - Quote @ https://www.RACK911Labs.com
    Fully Managed Dedicated Servers (Las Vegas, New York City, & Amsterdam) (AS62710)
    FreeBSD & Linux Server Management, Security Auditing, Server Optimization, PCI Compliance

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    State of Disbelief
    Posts
    22,953
    Saliva. I hear it can cause stomach cancer if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
    Having problems, or maybe questions about WHT? Head over to the help desk!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    3,854
    Humans should be banned. You never know when you're walking down the street and someone kills you..Not even that, you could just trip over yourself near a cliff - fall and die. We are a danger to ourselves and should be banned from ourselves. Hell, we should ban those damn cliffs too in order to be on the safe side.
    Last edited by IH-Rameen; 01-02-2008 at 01:30 PM.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    414
    Paper Shredders - You can get your tie caught in them

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    UK.
    Posts
    1,097
    All Food - Might Choke!

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Smiths Falls, ON
    Posts
    772
    We should ban the third rail, because if you urinate on them, you can get electrocuted. We should also ban bad internet providers, as they can cause cardiac arrest. Oh, and don't forget first generation fiber. It might have alcohol in the center, but nobody is aware of the gold shards in it, as well as the glass you might ingest trying to drink the alcohol out if it. ;p
    Ryan G.
    Owner
    Umgardi.ca

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    250
    Richard Simmons - he can give you a heart attack!
    Who is this infamous HTML i keep hearing of, is she cute?

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    729
    Gravity - This bugger causes things to fall to the ground damaging things in their path... and possibly killing someone...
    Who is General Fault, and why is he reading my disk?

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    The Woodlands, Tx
    Posts
    5,962
    The sun because it can burn you. The night because people cant see where they are going..... might fall in a hole somewhere.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Dallas, Texas
    Posts
    179
    Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing long enough to think of something....oh wait, yes I can. Let's ban BREATHING, because you know, hallitosis can be a real nasty thing to smell...

    I totally get your point Webdude, I hadn't even seen the boxing post yet, but my sentiments exactly. Just ban everything, because as we all know, someone's going to get offended somehow and sue someone over it.

    What is happening to this world? Go see the movie Idiocracy, or rather, rent it, at first I thought it was totally ridiculous, by the end, I totally agreed with it. Humans are idiots.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Lithuania
    Posts
    1,179
    I think, life should be banned. No life of any form, no problems.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    595
    I think that everyone who posts in this thread should be banned, they might give ideas to our future government.


  14. #14
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    The PitLane
    Posts
    2,874
    Quote Originally Posted by Swivelhost - Paul View Post
    I think that everyone who posts in this thread should be banned, they might give ideas to our future government.
    No No No :
    Keep this thread, Ban ALL Future Governments - -

    ps. those pencils have lead in you know !
    _____________________________________________________________
    - There are many types of Marmalade -

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Edinburgh
    Posts
    3,878
    did someone call my name?

    owm
    ()
    Life's what you make it.

  16. #16
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    The PitLane
    Posts
    2,874
    Yes, Haggis should be banned !
    _____________________________________________________________
    - There are many types of Marmalade -

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    chica go go
    Posts
    11,858
    YOUR POSTING!

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Austin, Texas
    Posts
    174
    ban the sky, cause lightening comes from it.
    I am here. Did you need something boss? I'm just knocking out your tickets and live chats correctly and fast as possible while monitoring the servers and their services and admiring all the blinky cage lights. Just message me if you need any help.

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Edinburgh
    Posts
    3,878
    Quote Originally Posted by ub3r View Post
    YOUR POSTING!
    lol...

    I'm up for kilts to be banned...

    In fact give them to the English to wear. We've given them the last 2 prime ministers anyway...so yupps..they can have the tartan skirt too

    owm
    ()
    Life's what you make it.

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    414
    Big red buttons - when you press them, things blow up

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    250
    Sharp edges - poke a eye out or something
    Who is this infamous HTML i keep hearing of, is she cute?

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Albany, New York
    Posts
    2,988
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian-de-vie View Post
    No No No :
    ps. those pencils have lead in you know !
    Graphite.


    txt limit filler

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •