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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2007

    Talking Great Joke - Happy Holidays :)

    Had to post this one up from HasRob from NP.

    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

    The old man replied, "It's fart football."

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"

    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field Goal, I lead 17 to 14."

    Now the pressure is on the old man.

    He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

    Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

    The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

    The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"

  2. #2
    Oh man... that;s epic
    Ash Slaughter, former Systems Operator for Scratch Telecom
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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Lakeport CA, Clear Lake
    Good one!!
    Everyone is entitled to MY opinion.

  4. #4
    aah!.. That was a stinker

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    damn ive re-read this joke 3 x now and i still crack up weird I am.

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