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  1. #1
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    Kringle pick up lines

    * Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

    * Care to see my twelve inch elf?

    * I've got something special in the sack just for you!

    * Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

    * I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

    * Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

    * Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...)

    * I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

    * Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

    * Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

    * I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge!

    * I've got something you can hang a wreath on!

    * One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!

    * That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.

    * Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.

    * I got your stocking stuffer right here!

  2. #2
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    LMFAO IM DYIN
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    o m g.

    I think I'm lol'ing
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  4. #4
    "Is your father a thief, because that's totally my Jetta you parked outside"


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