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Old 10-12-2007, 04:51 PM
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UPS Man Joke....


One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route.

As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner,
coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the UPS man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild." "Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet.

Then the women try to guess who it is."

The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded.

"Your name came up seven times..."

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Old 10-12-2007, 04:59 PM
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LOL - Thanks for the laugh!

(I originally thought the thread was going to be about a rant about UPS..[as in UPS is a joke])

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Old 10-12-2007, 05:18 PM
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Haha very clever, i think we should have more jokes on WHT

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Old 10-12-2007, 06:01 PM
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Haha very clever, i think we should have more jokes on WHT
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Old 10-12-2007, 06:04 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know Carp, why did the chick cross the road?

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Old 10-12-2007, 06:09 PM
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I dont know Carp, why did the chick cross the road?
To get to the other side lol

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Old 10-12-2007, 06:11 PM
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To get to the other side lol
Wow, this kinda gold belongs in the premium members section

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Old 10-12-2007, 06:13 PM
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haha, I second that!

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Old 10-13-2007, 01:56 AM
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Nice one, then if it is to be in premium member section. Then people like us miss.

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