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    Jay » [email protected] • AIM » FDrive Support
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    cute

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    Buhahaha!!!!!!!

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    Um, I'll be sure to stay on your good side Farmer.

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    That's one of the funniest things I've seen all day. Thanks, Farmer Fred.

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    Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning!

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    Manbabies.
    what is all this now?

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    I nearly choked to death...the customers testimonials made it credible...

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    * 14,465,345,654,345


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    Good one.
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    Well worth typing in the four letters to replace the *'s.
    DANG DANG! DANG!!
    I know ***** ripped off everybody else, but they wouldn't do it to me.
    "When you use bottom feed for bait, you are only going to catch bottom feeders."
    "You do what you are, and you are what you do."

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    Quite a good laugh. I loved the testimonials

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    Hahahahahaha! LOL!

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    NEW ADDY

    http://cyberwings.iscrappy.com

    I can put it back up as many times as you take it down


    This is a pefectly legal site uder the rules of parody as decided by the supreme court

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    I don't know enough about the Cyberwings situation to make a judgement on it either way, but this website is just hilarious.


    Just out of curiousity -- why did the first site get shut down?
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    Farmer Fred , you are a legend .

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    nice data center!
    haha

    that was great!

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    Don't forget to add the &trade (trademark) after

    "The VA data center is top secret and "OUR PROVIDERS will not even ACKNOWLEDGE that we are a customer!" "

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    I needed that, that was a good laugh!

    lol


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    Ha ha ha (LMAO)....
    I am one of the many victims of cyberwings and seeing your site just made my day. Thanks Farmer Fred

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    Thanks Farmer Fred for your creativity.

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    LMAO! I must say, I loved that... Pure genius! You're a new living legend.

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    Whheeee!
    Subsim presents: Wolfpack

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    The new DC is powered by the Atari 8000 main frame with duel 14.4 baud modems
    lololol
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    * LOL

    That was the funniest thing I have seen in a week.

    But Farmer Fred, Too much Free Time?

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    Has anyone complained to the Attny General of Maine?
    http://www.state.me.us/ag/

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    uh oh, whoever owns that site should be careful of cyberwings' lawyers, i hear they're tough. just look how quickly they got those servers back from the data center that cyberwings owes all that money too...


    oh.......

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    hilarious

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    it is gone....any new mirrors ?

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    Farmerfred? FARMERFRED?!

    My God .... another victim of the CWF.


    CWF = the Cyberwings Faithful

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    better watch out fred! i heard the us marshalls are on their way to the farm!!

    websites for 3.90 a year is a deal.
    zapX5 for $9 bucks is a steal!
    shawns digits being biometrically scanned = priceless! rotflmao

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    Oh my goodness ! Just think !

    Originally posted by magick
    better watch out fred! i heard the us marshalls are on their way to the farm!!

    websites for 3.90 a year is a deal.
    zapX5 for $9 bucks is a steal!
    shawns digits being biometrically scanned = priceless! rotflmao
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    I could have been on holidays now , instead of taking bad calls,
    and missed all this, they could have been back up and serving my sites from that new data center you showed us.
    Best part is no one would have figgered out till Sept. when the whole DC is really lit, like I mean sparks !!!
    Could you please find a way to get to the other c#lt members before they go on holidays? Oh I forgot the customer base is toast, like you just call the card company and say it was over 30 days ago , and get a refund.... on holidays destination is a secret matter....and very confidential

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    About the US Marshalls

    Yesterday, I think, I went to their official website and looked at what their duties and authorities were.

    I didn't see anything that would apply here. They can have the responsibility of securing property owned by or owed to the federal government, but there wasn't anything about disputes involving private property.

    I have a feeling the various times CEO Shawn mentioned the Marshalls, he was still thinking about the Maine DC he had built.

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    Re: LOL

    Originally posted by MP2100
    But Farmer Fred, Too much Free Time?
    It took me all of 15 mins, my site that was on cyberwings was a parody site, so all images I needed were already at hand.

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    ROFL
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    LOL, Farmer Fred, one of the BEST parody sites I've seen...

    Ah, the biometrically scanned one was the best.

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    whats with the "$5 secret kit"???

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