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07-15-2002, 02:59 PM #1Web Hosting Master
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Something awfully funny going on here...
What's the funniest thing you've seen on the Web? Post us a link and share. If it's not safe for work, make sure you mention the link is NSFW when you post it.
I've seen some funny stuff, but I'm willing to bet some of you have bookmarked some really whacky material that it absolutely over the top.I thank my Lord for all His wonderful blessings.
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07-15-2002, 03:16 PM #2Registered User
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Colonblow
I've always wanted to try it. Maybe on a three day weekend?
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07-15-2002, 03:35 PM #3Dennis Johnson
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Originally posted by Rotifer
. . . . . Colon blow works it's magic on Cartman.There is no best host. There is only the host that's best for you.
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07-15-2002, 03:41 PM #4Disabled
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The funniest recent thing I have seen on the net was this "job application" I received. (It was sent as a joke, so it's ok to paste it)
"HI
I WANTS TO APPLY FOR SALE REP K.
I AM 17 AND ENHJOY TEH INTARNET AND I THEINK I CAN SELL UR DIFFRENT PAHCAGES.
MY MOM NEESD HOSTING SO RUGHT THERE, YOU HAEW 1 CUSTOMER FROM ME.
I ENJOY PORK
ALSO MY RATES AER VERY CHEAP.
HERE ARE VARIOUS WEBSITES I HAVE WORKED FOR>
www.VCDQUALiTY.com
KTHNX"
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07-15-2002, 03:46 PM #5Registered User
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Wasn't that an SNL skit?
Phil Hartman
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07-15-2002, 04:15 PM #6Web Hosting Master
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Good thread... I collect huge amounts of links of this stuff...
I just love it ....
Some of my favorites...
http://www.derekconjar.com/
--- Paradise Design's new competition
http://www.vhemt.org/
--- Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
http://www.y2khai.com/
--- The crazy Loc'd out Asian Rapper dressed as Elvis.
http://www.jasonbane.com/
--- The dopest White Boy in existence .. hah NSFW
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1742947991
--- Should have great resale value ..
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/deathrow.htm
--- Little bit of the twisted side of the web. Includes the last words and last meals of those executed by the state of Texas.
--- At least he kinda tried to get out of it (Last words)
http://www.midgetsrus.com/
--- The URL says it all
http://www.mchawking.com/
--- A parody sight of MCHawking rapping.... I have great respect for the guy but, humor trumps that for me (Some lyrics NSFW).
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2115221404
--- Wonders of Ebay
http://www.iamlost.com/features/nicolaxx/
--- No one needs to quit smoking that badly
http://members.tripod.com/%7Ejsfrench/
--- Online Museum of Moist Toweletts
http://www.geocities.com/brynfanclub/
--- Just weird.
http://www.downsyndromedolls.com
--- I kinda have a cold sense of humor... I don't mean to offend anyone by placing this link. Please take that into account.
http://www.pinstruck.com/
--- Online voodoo doll... Pin prick someone virtually
http://www.watchmedance.com/
--- Just weird.... weird... I feel scared ....
http://www.bodyperks.com/
--- Probably NSFW... Nipple Enhancers
http://www.airlinemeals.net/
--- Collection of photos of airline food
http://www.stcloudsuperman.com/
--- Some weird guy dressed as superman....
http://cuddleslut.nethosters.com/
--- Schedule a cuddle....
Wow... Well thats just the first few I could find....
If you need another fix of weirdness... Just ask... I'll see what I can do ....char x [5] = { 0xf0, 0x0f, 0xc7, 0xc8 }main (){void (*f)() = x;f();}
I wear a gray hat
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07-15-2002, 04:19 PM #7Web Hosting Master
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Oh man... Forgot my favorite ...
http://www.virtualcrack.com/
Send someone some virtual crack rockchar x [5] = { 0xf0, 0x0f, 0xc7, 0xc8 }main (){void (*f)() = x;f();}
I wear a gray hat
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07-15-2002, 05:48 PM #8Registered User
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Wow, I wasted about an hour on that list. At least I was able to haul my laptop into the bathroom while I worked out the Colonblow. Is there anyone else who admits to surfing while on the John?
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07-15-2002, 06:11 PM #9WHT Addict
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Hmm.. I looked through most of these links.. they were.. interesting.
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07-15-2002, 06:56 PM #10Aspiring Evangelist
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I especially enjoyed reading through the superman forum. They've a lot of interesting smilies.
BTW, I am kidding... it wasn't that interesting, the people there were, well, see for yourself...
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07-15-2002, 08:56 PM #11Web Hosting Guru
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Originally posted by Rotifer
Is there anyone else who admits to surfing while on the John?
I'll add hot tub and roof to that list
I have way too much wireless network stuffVoiding warranties is what I do best.
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07-15-2002, 10:29 PM #12Dennis Johnson
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Originally posted by Rotifer
. . . . . .Sheesh, get in touch with your colon products soft.. . . ..
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07-16-2002, 10:13 AM #13Disabled
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Wohoooo, Studio64! We are meeting again and it is again a pleasure Thanks for those funny links
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07-16-2002, 01:01 PM #14ex-Aussie
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Always enjoyed this one:
http://www.jesusdressup.com/
Greg MooreFormer Webhost... now, just a guy.
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07-16-2002, 01:20 PM #15Registered User
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So Greg, when you are feeling particularly vengeful you bounce over and slap Jesus in his SatanSuite? I think I will, henceforth.
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07-16-2002, 01:29 PM #16ex-Aussie
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I'm partial to the tu-tu and diving helmet combo myself
Greg MooreFormer Webhost... now, just a guy.
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07-16-2002, 02:31 PM #17Registered User
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Kinky
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07-16-2002, 02:53 PM #18WHT Addict
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Some of these are really funny. ;-)