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Thread: Virus Warning!

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    Virus Warning!

    This one is the Mother of them All!

    If you receive an e-mail titled "Badtimes", delete it immediately! Do Not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will delete everything within 20 feet of your computer.

    It will demagnetize the strips on your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access codes, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD you attempt to play.

    It will program your telephone's autodial to call only your mother-in-law; it will drink all your beer; it will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company; and it will give you Dutch elm disease.

    It is insidious and subtle; it is also an interesting shade of mauve.

    (Seen in one of those little bottom of the page fillers in Readers Digest. )

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    Is this some sort of joke that you made up?

    I don't know how a virus would "delete" anything within 20 feet of your computer...

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    LOL LOL One hell of a virus lol
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    Originally posted by Radon3k
    Is this some sort of joke that you made up?
    How can this be anything *except* a joke?

    Anyway, I think it's pretty funny.
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    This forum officially ****ing sucks

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    ......Watches as a mass public outcry starts as this gets emailed around and around the world

    ...Goes an writes 'Anti-De-Magntisation for Windows' and sells it for $69.99 - what people well pay just to see a pretty avi in a window

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    It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will delete everything within 20 feet of your computer.
    Hmmm this could be the best thing since sliced bread! I'll be sure to keep all of my bills next to the PC. Maybe I should scoot the litter box closer as well!
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    pointless thread lol, just to high the post count, i think i may have this virus ,hehe
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