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    No Uptime??
    hehe.... funny

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    Yeah, it was the web host I used 3 years ago.

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    Hahaha, well when they offer Steve Ballmer with their Resell-Our-Crap plan, it's gotta be good.

    And with a testimony that quotes
    Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to f**k off when I called them, but everything else has been great.
    you can't go wrong!

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    lol this is funny look at that :

    http://img11.picsplace.to/img10/22/lool.JPG
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    Great website; very amusing.

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    ignore my other comment just read the rest and found out that wasnt funny lol !! anyway who made this website was a genius !!!

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    That site was posted previously but they've added more fun stuff so it was worth the revisit. I still love the support form, priceless.
    Everyone is entitled to MY opinion.
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    This is hilarious!
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    lol.. I guess this is bs
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    I like there floppy uploading system lmao.

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    Wow .. no uptime since 1986, and they are still going strong

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    "There was a time in my life when I was depressed. My doctor recommended that I try No Uptime, and my life has improved significantly. Thanks No Uptime."

    So, it's good for your health too
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaroNet-Hesham
    "There was a time in my life when I was depressed. My doctor recommended that I try No Uptime, and my life has improved significantly. Thanks No Uptime."

    So, it's good for your health too
    Haha! The testimonials are great

    "Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to f$%k off when I called them, but everything else has been great."

    "No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!"

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    the support form is the best
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    Damn... He is good.
    SepedaTua is here!

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    The most honest host I've ever seen. If I feel upset I'll go with then.

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    Wow, is Stanley Shilov the one who created it?

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    why re dig up this old thread?

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    bahahahaha, check out the front page now....

    http://www.nouptime.com/

    We are very happy to announce that starting April, 2007, we are now a proud part of Dreamhost.com

    After more than a year of pissing off every single client we've ever had, NoUptime.com has established itself as a prime candidate for a Dreamhost acquisition.

    From this point on, please direct all hate mail to [email protected]. Additionally, we would like to assure our future clients that we will continue to treat all of you with the same disrespect as everyone else.

    Best Regards,
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsotmoon
    bahahahaha, check out the front page now....

    http://www.nouptime.com/
    Dreamhost??? No way, is that for real???

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    I don't think that reference to "Clusters and Scalability" was there before either, which gave me a real chuckle, since I'm a MediaTemple Refugee.

    Re the domain name, it traces back to Network Solutions, not Dreamhost. Ironic, huh?

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    LOL
    "No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!"

    funny testimonials

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    Every time I go back to that site I get more laughs.

    I was very happy to see that Site5 made it into the Top 10 of worst webhosts.
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    Haha this was good.
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    Funny Host

    http://nouptime.com/




    This is a very well intended joke. Discuss.

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    I am having a hard time signing up, and support did not answer me in 30 seconds. They must be Scammers!1111!!
    Don't you walk thru my words
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faltzer View Post
    I've seen this discussed on 3 or 4 other threads about this website in the Lounge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faltzer View Post
    http://nouptime.com/




    This is a very well intended joke. Discuss.

    Thats awesome, haha!
    I think I've seen that before. Go them! xD
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    Talking about a different approach... I found it to be very funny.

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    LOL.
    We are constantly working to improve our server downtime.

    Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority.
    That is the opposite of what i always plan to do for my client.

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    Priceless!!!! rofl hahahahahhaha

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    That's the third time I've read it, and it is getting funnier and funnier each time.

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    This is the best line on their site:

    We'll Never Go Down On You.. (Unless You Pay Us)

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    wow, whoever made that is very talented

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    Thats one host i will never recommend.

    I like the customers services though


    F Off, we are not bothered
    I also like the 10kb of bandwidth. Maybe we should all change.

    Dom


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