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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2002

    Santa Pick Up Lines

    Once again it is time for a few of Santa's best pick up lines.

    * Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

    * Care to see my twelve inch elf?

    * I've got something special in the sack just for you!

    * Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

    * I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

    * Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

    * Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...)

    * I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

    * Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

    * Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

    * I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge!

    * I've got something you can hang a wreath on!

    * One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!

    * That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.

    * Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.

    * I got your stocking stuffer right here!

    * Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Ohhhhhh my.

    I think someone's had too much eggnog.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    FT Worth, TX
    * I can squeeze down more than just chimneys.
    Kerry Jones

  4. #4
    LoL some good ones there
    Best regards,
    Mike Sundberg
    ICQ: 106970325, MSN: Support"at"scan-host"dot"com

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    DAMN! lol
    I went out last night dressed up as santa.. my best lines were:

    Got everything you want for xmas? (if no, I ask what santa can get em )
    Whats santa gotta do to get you in his stocking this year?

    I know they are crap but hey ya go out dressed as santa ya dont need lines
    girls love santa
    might wanna glue ya hat to ya head tho.. tends to get stolen lol
    and if ya beard hooks round ya ears its gonna get pulled on alot lol

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Let's see.....
    That is funny!
    73's, Kim
    Everything happens for a reason I make up.

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