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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Vienna, Austria

    Management course

    Lesson Number One:

    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit
    saw the crow, and asked him,
    - "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
    The crow answered:
    - "Sure, why not."
    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of
    a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it

    Management Lesson?
    --- To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
    high up.

    Lesson Number Two:

    A turkey was chatting with a bull.
    - "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
    the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
    - "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
    - "They're packed with nutrients."
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
    him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
    day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the
    top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
    the turkey out of the tree.

    Management Lesson?
    --- Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

    Lesson Number Three:

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the
    bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was
    lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the
    frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
    how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
    all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat
    heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,
    the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
    dug him out and ate him.

    Management Lesson?
    1) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
    2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
    3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

    Here ends the management course

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Toronto Canada
    lol good one.

    I will have to borrow that one thanks
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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Atlanta, GA
    Ohh... The truths that come from ***t jokes....
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    I wear a gray hat

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