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    LIMITED TIME OFFER!! Free Russian Bride with Dedicated Server Contract!!!

    That's right, get a dedicated server now on a 1 year contract, and as a free gift, you get a Russian mail order bride!! This offer is tailor made for you!! You spend all the time on the internet and have no time to meet women, this is for you!!!

    Order now, women are going fast!

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    My buddy did web-design for a mail order bride company, and they wanted to offer him multiple girls so they wouldn't have to pay him.
    Jason

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    One wonders if they are offering several women, how they all end up with green cards? That and is the quality that low that one wife isn't enough?

    I'm married, I couldn't imagine having three women running around...

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    Damn! You think you have your sales strategy worked out and someone turns the market upsidedown!

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    Is there a setup-fee ?

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    although I don't think my wife would like it, if they are free...why not?

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    rofl, is that legal?

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    Pictures are http://www.russianbrides.com/

    No set up fee, but you pay for the immigration paperwork.

    And it's legal... moral might be another issue...

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    Hey! They have an affiliate program.

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    someone watched V. Graham Norton last night

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    If I ordered a blonde and got a brunette, would I get a month of free hosting?

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    Originally posted by porcupine
    Can we get pictures first?
    Of the bride or the server?
    Marty Hoskins
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    Originally posted by Marty


    Of the bride or the server?

    Humm, I was thinking the bride, but a package deal might not be bad, you know, a little stream of the bride playing with the server (after all, you might as well get her used to what she'll be competing with for our time ).

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    So are you telling me that you have a server fetish or something?

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    Where do we sign up?
    Last edited by Cha0s; 06-21-2002 at 07:35 AM.

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    Originally posted by porcupine
    Can we get pictures first?
    Hey, Russian women are VERY NICE!
    Powered by AMD & FreeBSD.
    "Documentation is like sex:
    when it is good, it is very, very good;
    and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."

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    Originally posted by bambenek
    So are you telling me that you have a server fetish or something?
    The sexual terms that cross over with networkng and servers are quite a great deal...

    Bandwidth = how fat is your pipe?

    RAM = umm... obvious

    Can I play with your NIC?

    Do something SCSI to me..

    Well... you get the picture

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    Where do I sign up for the affiliate program? I need July special to offer new customers!


    -- Zach

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    I'm a Muslim - can I get 4 of them? PLEASE!!

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    You might have a hard time convincing them to move to Pakistan, but if you get that many dedicated servers, you can have your own harem...

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    Are they guaranteed to be pure as the driven snow?

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    Originally posted by Rotifer
    Are they guaranteed to be pure as the driven snow?
    Yes, the servers are pure.

    Jake

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    does that include anti virus software?
    I had to ask!

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    Originally posted by porcupine
    I tried to order mine, but all i got was a lousy address, how are we guaranteed the goods will be shipped?
    Can you send the bride in a vacuum container? I'm afraid she may not age well, since I don't check my PM box every day.
    http://www.voilaweb.com - the Social Internet Toolbox.

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    I really don't believe you people...

    ... that you are actually discussing this

    Can you all please go out, meet women, have sex and GET A LIFE !?!

    Geeeeezze!!!! :nerd:

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    Re: I really don't believe you people...

    Originally posted by ShareFile
    ... that you are actually discussing this

    Can you all please go out, meet women, have sex and GET A LIFE !?!

    Geeeeezze!!!! :nerd:
    That sounds like work......

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    Re: Re: I really don't believe you people...

    Originally posted by porcupine


    That sounds like work......
    Hahahaaaaa!!!

    Never looked at it that way. So I am WORKING each Friday and Saturday night... DAMN

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    Re: Re: Re: I really don't believe you people...

    Originally posted by ShareFile


    Hahahaaaaa!!!

    Never looked at it that way. So I am WORKING each Friday and Saturday night... DAMN
    Yep, except maybe the last 30 minutes before bed... half the time thats just work too, a little bit of overtime .

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    Isn't everyone forgetting something... Most stories I have heard about mail order brides, is that, well its not the right girl you end up getting... You went for that slim "perfect busty Blonde " and you get the "Overweight balding special "

    (I am guessing this board doesn't support Russian charactors. So here is a link to the pic)
    http://www.techidentity.net/images/russian.gif

    (My Russian isn't any good, but that pic really says)
    "Ohh, how you americans say... Oops I'm sorry we must displayed bad picture, you must keep, we no take returns"


    Ahh, something to think about?

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    Originally posted by techid
    Isn't everyone forgetting something... Most stories I have heard about mail order brides, is that, well its not the right girl you end up getting... You went for that slim "perfect busty Blonde " and you get the "Overweight balding special "
    Yeah, it's so hard to find a reputable russian mail-order bride company these days...

    Jake

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    What if I order two servers ??

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    any uptime guarantees? what happens when my server and bride fails? is this a failover switch to keep it going?

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    Something to also consider... What happens when the mail-order bride gets a virus, who has to fix her... the owner or the host?

    What if she doesn't put out enough, is there more bandwidth to buy and how much?

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    Funny how you can all come up with IT & tech terms for everything that connects to women, when you have probably no idea what you are talking about. I hope it does occur to you guys that besides this subject is funny to discuss in this matter mailorder bride do exist and that the women concerning it are usually not the happiest ones alive (since they are f.e. forced to do it, or desperate). After browsing this subject it's clear all these webhosts here are male, and that the contact with women is something they'd rather arrange online then in a pub (since they don't have email there).

    In 1 word: pathetic
    Alexander

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    Originally posted by Alex[nl]

    Funny how you can all come up with IT & tech terms for everything that connects to women, when you have probably no idea what you are talking about. I hope it does occur to you guys that besides this subject is funny to discuss in this matter mailorder bride do exist and that the women concerning it are usually not the happiest ones alive (since they are f.e. forced to do it, or desperate). After browsing this subject it's clear all these webhosts here are male, and that the contact with women is something they'd rather arrange online then in a pub (since they don't have email there).

    In 1 word: pathetic
    Welcome to WHT, please enjoy your stay, and keep that sense of humor handy , you're going to need it .

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