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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Hollywood, CA

    Dr Seuss Tech Support

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port.
    And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
    and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort.
    Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
    And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
    Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
    Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
    That's repeatedly rejeccted by the printer down the hall.

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    So your icons in the window are a wavy as a souse,
    Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
    And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
    Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
    Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

    i thought it was kinda funny

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Minas Tirith
    That was hilarious! Thanks for posting!

    Gah, I'm such a geek for liking these jokes...

    There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss the island, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Haha. Did you write it yourself?

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    The West
    Now we need green eggs and spam.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Boston MA
    LOL good one.

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