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    Smile Battle of the Sexes

    Would like to share with you all!

    Battle of the Sexes


    WIFE VS. HUSBAND
    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
    neither of them wanted to concede their position.
    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
    the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


    CREATION
    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
    so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
    "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !


    The Silent Treatment
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home
    and were giving each other the silent treatment.
    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
    at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. !
    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
    a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he
    knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up,
    only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was
    about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he
    noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
    "It is 5:0 0 AM. Wake up."
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.



    SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND
    TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

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