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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    The Woodlands, Tx

    More Jokes for ya :-)

    Current death rate: One per person

    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

    What is the definition of "making love"?
    Something a woman does while a guy is doing her.

    A guy goes into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap shorts.
    The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."

    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever

    Welcome to Texas--Our children is learning to read

    How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.

    How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

    What kind of bees make milk?

    Women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful

    In the last couple of months I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in the world?
    Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?

    I use to date a midget. I was nuts over her!

    How do you get a teen web host off your porch?
    Pay him for the pizza.

    How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

    Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

    Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    What's another word for thesaurus?

    Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

    If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

    If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    Why is the word abbreviation so long?

    When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

    If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

  2. #2
    Nice collection!

    But why don't you like teen web hosts?

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    The Woodlands, Tx
    Quote Originally Posted by HHIC
    Nice collection!

    But why don't you like teen web hosts?
    Well, you arent exactly going to see someone like Headsurfer deliverying pizza, right? Besides, this is a hosting forum, I had to pick on someone.... so I chose teen

    Ok, fine....

    How do you get a mouse off your front porch?
    You pay her for the pizza.


  4. #4
    good collection of jokes. I especially liked the teen webhost one haha.

  5. #5
    nice collection of jokes!!! Really very funny!!!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Not bad =)
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  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Woodstock, Ontario
    A young man tries to find his father for sex advice, but he can't find him. So, he goes to the next best person...his grandpa. His grandpa says, "Sexy is a lot like yuker, you don't need a partner if you have a great hand."

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