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  1. #1
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    * haha funny husband/wife joke

    (this was sent to me in all caps- sorry!)

    A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
    FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

    HONEY,
    COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
    IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

    HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
    FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO.

    FINE,

    THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
    WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

    TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
    FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO

    FINE, SHE SAYS
    THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?
    THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

    I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
    WANT TO FIX STEPS.
    HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO.

    I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
    I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

    SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
    COUPLE OF HOURS.......................

    HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
    TO GO HOME !

    AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

    AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

    AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

    HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

    SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
    OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

    JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

    HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
    GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

    HE SAID,
    SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

    SHE REPLIED,
    HELLOOOOO..
    DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
    ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO!
    if you haven't considered chapter 7 bankruptcy, maybe you should.
    eliminate your debt, keep the property you want, most people qualify.
    contrary to popular belief - no attorney is necessary!

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    lol, that'll teach him

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    ya, i do have some liberal friends that are nice enough to send me things like that
    if you haven't considered chapter 7 bankruptcy, maybe you should.
    eliminate your debt, keep the property you want, most people qualify.
    contrary to popular belief - no attorney is necessary!

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    LOL,
    Funny

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    hehe,

    it's always funny to see different version of the same joke

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    No comment lol
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    I don't get it. Tell me it with English references rather than American
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    That slut! LOL

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    Haha, very... intelligent husband and wife, and a funny joke.

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    Great find! That's hilarious

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    Great joke, Lauren 2 definite thumbs up here
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    LOL That good one.
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    ouch....


    I guess if the wife wont give the husband sex its funny if he goes an hires a hooker.......cool.
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    bitch wife

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    Yeah, because instead of hiring a repair person and kicking the guy out - crying and then sleeping with a total stranger is hilarious and a great solution.

    Great stuff.

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    A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong eMail address!

    If I may, here is another Husband & Wife joke which might be worth a chuckle.


    A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during
    one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel
    where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

    Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
    schedules. So, the Husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
    Thursday, with his Wife flying down the following day.

    The Husband checked into the hotel. There was a Computer in his room, so
    he decided to send an eMail to his Wife. However, he accidentally left
    out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, he
    sent the eMail.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a Widow had just returned Home from her
    Husband's funeral. He was a Minister of many years who was called home
    to glory following a sudden heart attack. The Widow decided to check her
    eMail expecting messages of condolence from relatives and friends.
    After reading the first message, she fainted. The Widow's son rushed
    into the room, found his Mother on the floor, and saw the computer
    screen which read:

    To: My Loving Wife
    Subject: I've Arrived

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
    and you are allowed to send eMails to your loved ones.

    I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
    prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
    Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.S. Sure is hot down here.


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    Good one, Website Rob!

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    AHAHAHA, rofl...ahah

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    Website Rob:

    I'm forwarding that to some people...and I NEVER forward jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Website Rob
    However, he accidentally left
    out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, he
    sent the eMail.
    Hos did that happen? How did he get the window's email address?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FHDave
    Hos did that happen? How did he get the window's email address?
    Clever

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebHostWoman
    Clever
    Who, the man or me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FHDave
    Who, the man or me?
    Of course, you FHDave!

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