February 5, 2001
To Whom It May Concern:
We are pleased to announce that Red Hat Software, the world's leading distributor of open source software, has acquired Akopia. This acquisition will enable Akopia to grow our business effectively and to leverage the great
infrastructure of a global technology powerhouse. For you as a customer, this is exciting because Akopia will now bring you a broader range of e-commerce and Internet infrastructure solutions.
Oh Joy, ya know Tech Support is $180.00 a hour.
Open source isn't just being open anymore. Hell I might as well run a Windows NT box.
You ever see those kids who piss on stuff in window decals picture a Yellow HAT and think of Lunix!!!
<this is a vent but news>
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