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  1. #1
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    Funny Ebay feedback


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    here's ya ten characters
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    Lol pretty funny! :p

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    Page 9 has the best ones
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    Classic Stuff!

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    Mr_Bo11ox was the best feedback in the world

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    looks fake

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    The best feedback I ever got was:

    You can trust this buyer with your CHILDREN, he's THAT good! Seller vintagemesh(5596)

    That made me laugh.
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    This was crazy... most of them made me laugh....


    He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone else can go to hell.

    I bet when you were born, you sold something right away. You're SUPERB!

    He is my lord. When I died, he brought me back from the dead and sold me stuff.

    Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+

    You're 15 genes short of HUMAN. But I mean that in a good eBay way. Yes I do!
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    Wow! Ha, Pretty funny.

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    Anyone got a link to the British Bloke feedback? It was like this but 100 times better

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    how did u find that !!
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    I think i found it another site i cant remember...

    The funniest is page 9 (If it IS fake Flumps im sure Ebay would have deleted all that straight away!! (They dont usually let crap on thier site (Not knowingly anyway)))

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    oh lol This has earned a place on my favourites list!
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    Those are great!!

    I tried doing some of that years ago but didn't have the time to think up stuff for every sale. There are a few goofy ones on this page of my feedback from 8 years ago:

    http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...ems=25&page=28


    Just realized this thread started 4 years ago!
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    Funny

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    How did they do that! That is brillant lmfao!
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    If it is real, it sounds like the seller requested odd feedback from his buyers. Cool, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    I think i found it another site i cant remember...

    The funniest is page 9 (If it IS fake Flumps im sure Ebay would have deleted all that straight away!! (They dont usually let crap on thier site (Not knowingly anyway)))
    Replying to your 4 year old thread...

    ...thanks! Some of those are absolutely great
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flumps View Post
    looks fake
    Yes, I think someone has too much time on their hands.
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    Like i said before (Addressing Flumps) it they were indeed fake,im sure ebay would have detected that and removed them long ago..





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    Absolute gold!

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    Hahah what the hell?

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    Hahahahaha, wow. That's all I can say is wow. xD

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    Legend feedback

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    Remember, that is the feedback that he left.

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    OMG ROFL!!!!!

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    I chuckled at that. Nice find.

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    haha is this for real?

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    hahaha wow that is epic...i wonder if this is for real...

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    Wow, thanks for the link. Made me laugh, a lot.
    Some of these are really rather well thought out too (take a look at the usernames, and you'll see what I mean).

    As for if it is real or not, I am pretty sure it's fake, as a) they are not a registered user, and b) various people have replied saying they never had a transaction with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flumps View Post
    looks fake
    Yeah it does.. half of them are unregistered!

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