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    Man marries goat

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    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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    Ahh, that is just sick. Someone needs to distribute some girls gone wild dvds to that part of the world.

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    hmm this is a really old story.

    guess he should be glad he wasn't stoned to death for adultery
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALGORYTHM
    hmm this is a really old story.

    guess he should be glad he wasn't stoned to death for adultery
    Actually i just noticed that, but its number one on the top 5 most popular news links on bbc at the moment.

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    But he was just trying to push the goat through the fence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Bob
    But he was just trying to push the goat through the fence.


    That's what I call really "getting your goat"
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    Thats actually kind of funny heheh

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    Wasn't this posted ages ago...or is this another case? I thought Aussie Bob posted it before
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    Yup, I remember this thread too. I'm really surprised it was in the top 5 most popular stories.
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    We started to allow same sex marriages, so I guess we should expand to more diverse species..

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    We started to allow same sex marriages, so I guess we should expand to more diverse species..
    Smart thinking...LOL

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    We started to allow same sex marriages, so I guess we should expand to more diverse species..
    A bit of difference though. Homosexuality is as old as the human race but its just now that more people are willing to accept it.

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    Well, I'm willing to offer congratulations to the happy couple.

    Does the article say where they are registered?

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    Saw this news article earlier today....dodgy.........

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    Maybe he got rapped by the goat.. who knows !

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    well it's been 7 months, do you think they've had any kids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALGORYTHM
    well it's been 7 months, do you think they've had any kids?

    Well if they have they weren't born bastards due to him being caught
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    That's absolutely nuts! I don't think anyone (Other than him apparently) would be that desparate to marry someone/something (In his case). I wonder how... No, lets not go there .

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    LOL! The punishment for crossing the human boundaries and messing around with a goat is to be stuck with the goat for life.
    Are they both going to go to therapy session together? Is he going to feed the goat exactly what he is going to feed himself for dinner? It would be ashame to feed your wife grass when you can feed her cheesesteak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomase
    Wasn't this posted ages ago...or is this another case? I thought Aussie Bob posted it before
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    "he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat".
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    I wonder about the loud noise, whether it was human noise or animal's or mixed ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by essexguy

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife
    He got his paycheck and this still made it to the new...

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    carzy fello, i guess he couldnt get a gal thats y.. lol...........



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    Quote Originally Posted by ForumsAddict
    A bit of difference though. Homosexuality is as old as the human race but its just now that more people are willing to accept it.
    Actually, FWIW, IIRC, it was popular/common among the greeks and such, so maybe it just goes through phases like everything else. As civilization advances, people become more tollerant to others whims and desires.

    But I think we're still a ways away from accepting the sanctity of union between man and ... goat. I don't think THAT was popular with the greeks.
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm

    His wife has kicked the bucket

    R.I.P

    Another victim of the nanny state.

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    Haha R.I.P Rose.:'(

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    hahahahahah!

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    Quite funny. It all links back to acceptance of more orientations than just straight.

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    One male kid? Who fathered that kid? Human cannot fathered the kids of female animals. Our genes don't work that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indiaberry View Post
    One male kid? Who fathered that kid? Human cannot fathered the kids of female animals. Our genes don't work that way.
    I guess Rose was unfaithful
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    Quote Originally Posted by Googled View Post
    Maybe he got rapped by the goat.. who knows !

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    How could people let their lives be lived in such a stupid way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lorem ipsum View Post
    How could people let their lives be lived in such a stupid way?

    ask a catholic priest or the pope during the Medieval Period. They should be able to give you plenty of tips and tricks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by essexguy View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm


    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForumsAddict View Post
    A bit of difference though. Homosexuality is as old as the human race
    so is beastiality...

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    Just another lonley goat herder I wonder who was on top?

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    LOL

    doe's the girls disappeared to marry a goat!

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by nofan View Post
    Ahh, that is just sick. Someone needs to distribute some girls gone wild dvds to that part of the world.
    Don't think they have DVD players over there... maybe some playboy's would be better. Although I think Mr. Tombe would like something a little more beastly.... if you catch my drift

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