Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Twin Cities Area
    Posts
    5,651

    * I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... (explicit joke)

    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

    He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.
    So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says," My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery.

    She looks into his eyes and calmly says..... "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Under Your Skin
    Posts
    5,875
    good...
    Windows 10 to Linux and Mac OSX: I'm PARSECs better than you. Eat my dust!!!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Toronto, ON
    Posts
    3,439
    Ouch! Good one
    Jean-Pierre Abboud / I'm the TekGURU
    www.Gotekky.com / Managed and Self-Managed hosting solutions
    Toll free: 1.888.915.4400 / Local: 1.514.316.1885 / Live chat
    Cloud VPS Hosting

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Earth
    Posts
    1,802
    Heh, a good one indeed.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    877
    Haha, hilarious!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    24,009
    Self pwned.
    AussieHost.com Aussie Bob, host since 2001
    Host Multiple Domains on Fast Australian Servers!!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •