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  1. #1
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    Your a hacker!!! According to this crazy lady atleast...

    http://www.adequacy.org/public/stori...2056.2147.html
    Do you run linux?
    You are most lilely a hacker!
    Do you have an amd processor?
    You are most likely a hacker!

    This lady is crazy... look at her methods to spot a hacker.


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    Heh,how stupid............





    Tinyurl is the answer for posting long urls!!!

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    sure thats been around for a long time now..

    all a bit overly spoofy...

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    AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
    HAHA thats just funny

    this is rather stupid article
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    Yep, I'm a hacker.

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    Is this site a joke???

    Haha. Look at thoir poll:

    I'm scared of hackers because...
    They hack into NASA 5%
    They steal things 4%
    They are violent sociopaths 4%
    They use amphetamines and speed 7%
    They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
    They're un-American 5%
    They smell bad 58%

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    Your Means Your
    You're means You are.

    You are a hacker.
    You're a hacker.

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    That is one of the funniest mis-informed things I have ever read.

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    They smell bad 58%
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slidey
    sure thats been around for a long time now..

    all a bit overly spoofy...
    Good call, I read this like 3 years ago.

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    Every time this article comes up, I sit and laugh at how gullible some people are to think that this is a real article. Just look at the comments on the thing...
    Some people have no humor..sad, really

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    Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
    Haha. I thought that was funny.

    Ah... the days when like everybody wanted Comet Cursor because of those cool animated cursors. Not to forget, the little purple gorilla buddy too! XD

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    Someone should write a 'terrorist' literation of this article.

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    That adequacy.org article has been around since Dec. of 2001, and numerous websites reprinted it with or w/ permission.

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    2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
    No duh, who's suppose to find them? My cat?

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    Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
    I guess I'm hacker according to this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Static
    Haha. I thought that was funny.

    Ah... the days when like everybody wanted Comet Cursor because of those cool animated cursors. Not to forget, the little purple gorilla buddy too! XD
    I didn't know bonzi buddy was a hacking tool either...


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    Quote:Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

    I guess people are not allowed to "game" without being classified as a hacker now. I also will block newegg.com from my computer now since that hardware seems to be unsafe.
    I hope the author was kidding when he wrote this.


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    8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
    These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.
    Holy **** that's the funniest thing I've read all week


    I guess I'm a hacker too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by reject
    Your Means Your
    You're means You are.

    You are a hacker.
    You're a hacker.
    Reject, I noticed that i spelt it wrong just after I hit the post button, and there is no option to edit the post title as far as I can see.
    Can a mod please change the word 'Your' in the topic title to 'You're' or 'You are'
    Thank you,


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    Posted: Dec 02, 2001
    I think I read it back then, too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bear
    Posted: Dec 02, 2001
    I think I read it back then, too...
    It's been posted so many times here..

    What always shocks me is that everytime it's posted, some people still believe it's an actual article.
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    *edit*

    Makes a little bit of difference.. this was written back in 2001...


    Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.
    BLAHAHAHA.. AOL has a strict "hacking policy" that is sooOoOOoo funny.

    6. Does your son use Quake?
    hehe.. just as funny

    These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers.
    And *nix just happens to be the #1 OS for web hosting, but lets forget that you dirty hackers.

    That has to be just about the dumbest computer related thing I have ever read.. what an IDIOT.
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    Talk about commical.. so who wants to call the cops on me? "I must be a hacker"

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    is it some hacker pre-requiste and soon he will gonna be install himself

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