Well - I am not sure if anyone has brought attention to this previously but I thought it was so fitting to finally put a face to hosting.
Game: Figure it out!
There is a lady that tends to frequent many host providers with her undoubtable grace and knowledge of servers. Some would say she stands beyond them. She is paid to look professional and appears to be very highly recommended at bringing in sales as well. She is truely the lady of hosting. Do you know her? She is there and might be coming to your company.