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Thread: Dinner

  1. #1
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    Dinner

    WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    HUSBAND: Definitely not!
    WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
    HUSBAND: Of course I do.
    WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
    HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
    WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
    WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
    WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
    HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
    HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
    WIFE: - - - silence - - -
    HUSBAND: ****.


    If it is not allowed to post jokes, than mods please delete

  2. #2
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    haha

  3. #3
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    I dont get it.

  4. #4
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    Re: Dinner

    Originally posted by Angel78
    WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
    HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
    WIFE: - - - silence - - -
    HUSBAND: ****.
    [/B]
    The husbands wift is right handed and he is saying "Neo she's left-handed." There is lready someone involved with that man.

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