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  1. #1
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    Smile I'm leaving for a week

    This evening I'll be leaving internets to sleep at my grandmother's house and then in the morning the family will be leaving to venture into the south where my cousin's terrible mistake of a wedding will be happening.

    In the south, I expect to enjoy the following:

    • Luxurious white-only bathrooms
    • Entertaining explosions happening at various abortion clinics
    • The warmth that only a burning cross can provide


    I shall be gone for 4 days, possibly more depending on whether or not I can escape the mob which should start chasing our car around day 2. Here on this thread, you can wish me goodbye.

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    If you hear banjos, run!

    Seriously though, the South can be quite nice. If you don't like politics, then just enjoy the sun, the great scenery and the women (the other great scenery). Most of all, enjoy being offline for a few days. It definitely does the body and soul good!
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    and you get lemons in your Coke.... wtf is with that anyways.

    Have a good one mikey

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    Oh , Have a nice trip Mikey!...One week off the internet must be a lot for you?
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    Lol, have fun man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ub3r
    ... I shall be gone for 4 days...
    And there shall be dancing.

    possibly more
    And more dancing.



    wish me goodbye
    Bye.









    Now get out there and have some fun.
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    NO internet?! Crazy.

    my cousin's terrible mistake of a wedding will be happening
    Since this is the south, are we talking marriage to family member, or non family member?

    haha jk
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    Quote Originally Posted by ub3r
    In the south, I expect to enjoy the following:

    • Luxurious white-only bathrooms
    • Entertaining explosions happening at various abortion clinics
    • The warmth that only a burning cross can provide
    Oh man... wow.. that really had me laughing out loud.


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    Hey ub3r, be sure and come through Tennessee...we got some good 'ole boys around here that would love to meet you

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    Also, make sure you don't trespass on anyone's property, especially if they have ferocious pit bulls that are ostensibly tanning in the sun, but which will brutally maul you if you take one step further. Also, if you see an old granny with a 12-gauge, run; they are worse than the aforementioned pit bulls.

    Finally, if you are invited in some stranger's house for "Southern hospitality," decline! They can only be serial killers.

    Other than that, good luck and have fun. Godspeed, Mikey. Godspeed.

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    Where in the south?

    Good luck, you'll probably need it too.




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    Going to georgia, cartersville particularly. Will be spending the night in TN at a family member's house, and we'll be leaving as a group after that.

    It's supposed to be raining for most of the trip. I hope to catch a tan though.

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    I used to live in Stone Mountain, GA. It was the worst place I've ever seen. Not sure where cartersville is, but Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ub3r
    It's supposed to be raining for most of the trip. I hope to catch a tan though.
    ** Sirius deletes the burning mental image.

    Have a safe trip... you are definately headed to the "south".

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    Also, I just shaved my head about 10 minutes ago. So, I should fit right in.

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