05-09-2006, 08:14 AM
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Searching for a web host and hooker.
Need: unlimited space
unlimited bandwidth
$5/mo
PLUS upon order completion the prompt delevery of a 5'10" blonde(non drug addict) preferably with big boobs and a nice butt . If one of you hosts out there can help me PLEASE reply to this thread OR if you know of one please tell me.
 <== the owner of my new host should resemble this.
CHEERS,
freebsdMike...
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05-09-2006, 08:43 AM
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Newbie
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Lol... I think you are on the wrong forum
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05-09-2006, 08:58 AM
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Junior Guru Wannabe
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canada
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keep it up buddy if you find this dealout here let me know i will buy 2 of them 
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05-09-2006, 09:27 AM
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Web Hosting Master
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No such thing as unlimited space
No such thing as unlimited bandwidth
No such thing as non addicted hooker
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05-09-2006, 09:37 AM
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Web Hosting Master
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Originally Posted by freebsdmike
Need: unlimited space
unlimited bandwidth
$5/mo
PLUS upon order completion the prompt delevery of a 5'10" blonde(non drug addict) preferably with big boobs and a nice butt . If one of you hosts out there can help me PLEASE reply to this thread OR if you know of one please tell me.
<== the owner of my new host should resemble this.
CHEERS,
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I'll up the offer to $6/mo if it offers unlimited uptime
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05-09-2006, 09:53 AM
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05-09-2006, 10:17 AM
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Junior Guru
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05-09-2006, 10:23 AM
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Web Hosting Master
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Location: Florida
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ill work out a deal for the rest of it, but the hooker i cant necessarily work out 
Matt
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05-09-2006, 10:28 AM
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Disabled
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Originally Posted by wilyong
Strange request ...
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I wasn't being serious.  I'm just glad my wife understands my odd sense of humor.
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05-09-2006, 10:34 AM
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Web Hosting Master
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Originally Posted by hosttds
ill work out a deal for the rest of it, but the hooker i cant necessarily work out
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still a good deal if you ask me
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05-09-2006, 10:49 AM
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Too smart for her own good.
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You guys are a hoot. 
Bailey
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05-09-2006, 12:15 PM
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Web Hosting Master
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Location: Lakeport CA, Clear Lake
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Originally Posted by Dave B
No such thing as non addicted hooker
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That's for sure.
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05-09-2006, 12:39 PM
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Newbie
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I would be fine with the hooker for $5/mo.
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05-09-2006, 01:20 PM
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Web Hosting Rockstar
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: 127.0.0.1
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You know, that would be an interesting promo to run: free hooker with purchase of a hosting account. You *know* people are gonna be jumping on that deal .
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05-09-2006, 01:22 PM
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Aspiring Evangelist
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Waco, TX
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Can I upgrade to unlimited hookers?
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