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[Lain]

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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[SoftWareRevue]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.



hmmm . . . . . Appears we have the same objective.

[scslawin]

I did this two years ago. World domination isn't all its cracked up to be. Too many headaches.

Steve

[alchiba]

Originally posted by scslawin
I did this two years ago. World domination isn't all its cracked up to be. Too many headaches.
Steve

That's why it's best to lease a small country first to see if you like that sort of thing. Later on, as your sphere of domination increases, you can outsource your tyranny to a third-party and just relax on some Greek island.

[SoftWareRevue]

Originally posted by alchiba


That's why it's best to lease a small country first to see if you like that sort of thing. Later on, as your sphere of domination increases, you can outsource your tyranny to a third-party and just relax on some Greek island.

That kinda sounds a lot like hosting.

[Vex]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Sainthax]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

[richy]

Your objective is simple: Being happy
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To get drunk lots

Stage One
Buy a nice house , Get married, have her younger brother move in (drinking partner). have sprogs.


Stage Two
Get a nice job i enjoy doing. have time to get a bit fitter. start to get those tick boxes of things to do in life ticked.

Stage Three
ensure all my mates r happy and be there for em. take time in life to sit back ensure people arround me are happy. this makes me happy. ((me + them) happy = booze ) all happy and objectives included.

[akashik]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

survey completed to 'the Shizit'- Bit Whore

[NetXL]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to leave, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

[NetXL]

Originally posted by akashik
survey completed to 'the Shizit'- Bit Whore

32-Bit Whore ?

That's a cool song..
The Shizit are alright, can cause severe headaches if listened too for too long. I had their cds on my winamp playlist for a day, ow

[akashik]

The one I got off Audio Galaxy was called 'Bit Whore' but I presume it's the same one. Now to give yourself a headache try 'Gak Bitch', Razed In Black's cover of KMFDM's 'A Drug Against War' or Leaether Strip's 'I Worship You' turned up with the subwoofers on.

Greg Moore

[NetXL]

Gak Bitch is crazy.
Their music is very noisy/distorted, that's what hurts.

[akashik]

in that case I won't even get started on Convertor, Suicide Commandos, Tau Factor, or MZ 412.

Greg Moore

[aleavens]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, baffled by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.