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12-26-2005, 03:36 PM #1Invented the Internet
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Three most annoying pre-sales questions
I'm not sure which forum this belongs in, but this one seemed most appropriate.
The three most annoying pre-sales questions, in my opinion are:
1. Do you overload your servers?
2. Are your servers secure?
3. Why are you so much more expensive than (insert kiddie host here)?
I guess I just can't imagine why someone would bother asking 1 & 2...and 3 just makes me want to say "sign up with them for a couple of months and you'll have your answer".
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12-26-2005, 03:49 PM #2Web Hosting Master
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For us... its usually:
1. Is there a discount on this (already discounted) price?
2. Will you move my site from provider X? No? Why not? So-and-So will do it - why not yourselves.
3. Is there a discount on this (already discounted) price?
Annoying!!!"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ".
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12-26-2005, 03:52 PM #3Invented the Internet
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The question that kills me is, "Can I use the non profit, the promotional code, the prepay and the monthly discounts all at once?" I'm so tempted to say "You mean you'd like us to pay you to host with us? Sure, why not!"
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12-26-2005, 04:07 PM #4Junior Guru
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I actually got someone once that wanted me to walk him through how to build a site and then how to put it up on the server. All for the same price that he paid in the beginning. He did not know even what index.html or .php where. It was that bad.
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12-26-2005, 04:19 PM #5Predatory Poster
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I've never really considered any of that annoying nor any of the questions asked to myself.
Patron: I'd like my free lunch please.
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12-26-2005, 04:24 PM #6Junior Guru
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It is not that the question itself was so annoying, it was the way the questions where constantly and persistently asked.
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12-26-2005, 06:30 PM #7Froggy Support
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You have got to love these questions. For those asking why our prices are expensive compared to others, generally the first impression is . then we always suggest going to them first. Afterall, it will be a good learning experience.
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12-26-2005, 06:46 PM #8Disabled
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The way I see it, answering questions - regardless of their substance - equals opportunity, and opportunity excites me.
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12-26-2005, 06:56 PM #9Invented the Internet
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There are some customers, not many, that I just don't want.
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12-26-2005, 06:58 PM #10Froggy Support
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Originally Posted by AH-Tina
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12-26-2005, 07:03 PM #11Web Hosting Master
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My favorite question is "Can I have a FREE paid package"?
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12-26-2005, 07:06 PM #12CISSP-ISSMP, CISA
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Or on a 2000GB dedicated server package when they ask if they can get a discount for only using 1800GB.
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12-26-2005, 07:11 PM #13antitheistic atheist
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Jeff: Can I get a discount for only using 1800gb? *smirks*
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12-26-2005, 07:13 PM #14Web Hosting Master
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Greetings:
"1. Do you overload your servers?
2. Are your servers secure?"
These are very good questions in the age of overselling, and utilizing $30 template-based server hardening or not at all.
The most annoying pre-sales questions we get:
* How much is your Internet? Do you charge less than AOL? (note: we don't provide any Internet connectivity services)
* Why is your toll free number listed on the support page of the orange juicer machine? (several calls from the same guy).
* How much is your pet food (we somethings get confused with Dynamic Pet's)?
Thank you.
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12-26-2005, 07:18 PM #15Invented the Internet
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Originally Posted by dynamicnet
No, those are really stupid questions...heh. Think about it, do they *really* think that someone is going to say "Uhhh...yeah, we overload our servers and we're not really that good at security.". I feel its the type of question that most people would realize the answer is going to be 100% biased or an outright lie.
Its kinda like going into a restaurant and asking the chef "So, is the food here any good?"
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12-26-2005, 07:21 PM #16Web Hosting Master
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I find it annoying when a customer insists something is our fault, and after serveral tickets & cancellation threats finds out it wasn't indeed our fault but a simple fault on the clients behalf. No apology or anything either...
Guess its all part of the business...
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12-26-2005, 07:43 PM #17Web Hosting Master
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Greetings Tina:
If you ask about security and overselling, especially face to face or over the phone, then one can get a sense of the person's character. Then either by 3rd party review, testing, or personal experience, if the statements are proven false, then one can quickly exit.
Thank you.
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12-26-2005, 07:53 PM #18Invented the Internet
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Originally Posted by dynamicnet
Like "How many accounts do you put on a server?". I would never lie to a potential customer, but I can see how these people can be basically swayed to believe anything...and it irks me.
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12-26-2005, 09:18 PM #19Web Hosting Master
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My number #1 is "Do you support web hosting?"
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12-26-2005, 09:27 PM #20WHT Addict
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"Can you show me how to sell online?"
"How do I make money on the Internet?"
What the hell???!!!
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12-26-2005, 09:30 PM #21Web Hosting Master
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1. Should I cancel my dialup service after signing up with you?
2. Why are your plans more expensive than X?
3. Will you price match?
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12-26-2005, 10:09 PM #22Web Hosting Master
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Yeah, deifnitely Why are you more expensive and "Price Match" are the two biggest ones we get.
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12-27-2005, 04:44 AM #23Web Hosting Master
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12-27-2005, 04:49 AM #24Web Hosting Master
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12-27-2005, 05:34 AM #25Too smart for her own good.
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Originally Posted by Aussie Bob
Finally had a saved e-mail template that said "We only provide technical support to our current customers" etc etc, and over time those e-mails have indeed stopped. Haven't received one in probably 3 years now!
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