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  1. #1
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    Donald, Where's Your Trousers?

    I just got in frae the Isle of Skye
    I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy
    The ladies shout as I go by
    "Donald where's your trousers?"

    Chorus
    Let the winds blow high,
    Let the winds blow low,
    Down the street in m' kilt I go
    And all the ladies say "Hello
    Donald where's your trousers?"

    2. A lady took me to a ball
    And it was slippery in the hall
    I was afraid that I might fall
    'Cause I had nae on me trousers!
    Chorus

    3. They'd like to wed me everyone
    Just let them catch me if they can
    You canna put the breeks on a highland man
    Who doesn't like wearing trousers.
    Chorus

    4. To wear the kilt is my delight,
    It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
    The highlanders would get afright
    If they saw me in trousers.
    Chorus

    5. Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
    I had no handkerchief at all
    So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
    Now you can't do that with trousers.
    Chorus

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    Shouldn't those guys be wearing something under those girlie-man skirts, Doc??

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    Shouldn't those guys be wearing something under those girlie-man skirts, Doc??
    It's pure tradition for the Scottish not to wear anything under their kilt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vito
    Shouldn't those guys be wearing something under those girlie-man skirts, Doc??

    Vito
    On a side note, you know why they call it a Kilt?

    Because many a man have been kil't for callin' it a skirt!

    No wnow, don't get me started on these jokes... we could be here all day...


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    When I was in Fiji (one of my overseas marraiges) I was intrdoduced to the Sulu.

    The Sulu if the Fijian equivelent to the Kilt. Basically there is two variations. You have an informal one that is basically just a piece of coloured cloth you wrap around your waist and tuck in, much like putting a towel on after coming out of a bath. The only problem I found with that was that if you take a deep breath the thing falls off. The second type is the formal type that the business men wear to work, it is their equivelent to a business suit. Now this is basicaaly still a piece of cloth that wraps around the waist however it has a material belt attached and has pockets (very handy if you have an itch.

    Now the humidity is that high in Fiji that there is no way you would wear nickers or anything else under-neath, now the Sulu hangs down about three quarts of the way down your leg so modest is preserved, well while your walking or standing at least. When you enter a home in Fiji the custom is to sit on the floor with your legs crossed. I never did master the art of sitting on the floor with my legs crossed wearing a Sulu and not displaying the family jewels.

    Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low.

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    They could be wearing a Permathong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDoctor
    When I was in Fiji (one of my overseas marraiges) I was intrdoduced to the Sulu.
    The Sulu is very wise.
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